I am going to like this just for the description.

(Chanting) TROLL FIC! TROLL FIC! TROLL FIC!

It's the genre of the future!

like just because its a troll fic

2970028
It didn't pass submition twice because of the description, soooooo I copied the older one, then put in a good description, got it passed, then put in the old one hehe
2970054
Indeed.

I made a sentient brick. Eet iz soe sexi.
2970106
First thumbs I got was up and I was like

*goes outside to take pictures of penguins*

8 thumbs down.

2970234
& b/c Jared Milton ;P

That is all. Equestria is ours.

2970301
I was one!!!

2970367
smooze bless
u dude

That is all. Equestria is ours.

.../ [{1}]:

2970443
There are two different bricks, your brick, and the brick from this story

That is all. Equestria is ours.

2970516
Meh, who cares next year we will take over Equestria!

(Just make the entrance bigga.)

whos on
shit duty
today

That is all. Equestria is ours.

2970559
nopenopenope

That is all. Equestria is ours.

2970579
شاق:

Hard.

That is all. Equestria is ours.

2970615
lolzies

That is all. Equestria is ours.

Tip of Spike's pimp hat to you, sir.

Well equestria is doomed

This- this is madness!
No... THIS! IS! B0NER!

Don't write drunk, and don't write retarded.

2973789
butt those r
the best times to
dude

That is all. Equestria is ours.

2970380
Greatest idea since the 'or' titles.

this will be the next generation of chapter names.

That is all. Equestria is ours.

Longest title I've ever seen here.
What languages did you use for the chapter title, by the way? I'm seeing English, Spanish and German, but what are the rest? Also, do you speak any of these foreign languages?

2974401
Google translate is a wonderful thing.

That is all. Equestria is ours.

2974414 Which languages are the other ones, then?

2974424
Uhhhh, dunno. If you Luther into google translate it should be able to tell if you set it to detect language.

That is all. Equestria is ours.

2974434

If you Luther into google translate

What.

2974450


autocorrect.

meant to say "go".

That is all. Equestria is ours.

:10 Det iss ehwwsum. I haef to dooo dis naeww.

*after reading*
WHAT THE FUCK?!
goto 10

I enjoy breathing, and I've already laughed myself half to death just from the description, so I'm not going to read this. Have a like anyways

Pardon me while I suffocate

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The loss of breath will be worth it, drown yourself in the majesty and nonsensicalness of 'le trollfic.'

Oh, and try to enjoy it.
2976904
Mmkmmk

That is all. Equestria is ours.

2973978
:P

Wut?

Hey, remember when I reviewed things?
Well, I'm doing another one.
(Oh sweet Jesus.)

So, I... um... What? I seriously have no words for whatever the hell I just read was. I've seen Quentin Tarantino movies that made more sense on the first viewing. Not that that means this was a bad story, it's just that I feel completely lost as to what the hell I'm reading. Although it is entirely possible this was the intention of the story. All in all? I don't even.
Favorite Line:

Procuring pepper spray from his man purse saddle bag, Jared sprayed Sombra's eyes relentlessly with the liquid pain.

Rating: /5
Final Verdict: Die Hölle?

Jared is a name I haven’t heard in years