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Aquaman


Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

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Cooking is a delicate process that requires both patience and attention to detail. Rainbow Dash is the fastest flier in Equestria. Bring the two together, and things get real interesting real fast.

Written for Cereal Velocity's speedfic contest.

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Comments ( 17 )

That'd definitely fight any rumors that dash isn't into stallions, at least, so maybe something good came of it. At least Pinkie doesn't seem upset that the bakery went up in flames. And of course with Pinkie around Mrs. Cake had to get good insurance. This was hilarious. I keep laughing.

How does this only have one comment?

This was great! The overall plot was in the shows style with everyponies reactions being right on the mark. The more naughty bits were good as well - my favorite bit was when Derpy/Ditzy's eyes snapped into alighment over the overly long insert. It's its overly long for a equine....whoo, boy, that's gonna be hard to walk with.

Four stars! Then another one! Give or take five.

Well at least Pinkie has a legitimate reason to kill her.

This gets funnier every single time I read it.

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Who puts honey in brownies? <.<

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Whoever made the first recipe I Googled when I was speeding through this.

Sounds like it'd be good, though.

PresentPerfect
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I dunno, honey and chocolate?

Maybe.

3068616 "Best Brownies"

First brownie recipe when you search for "brownie recipe" on google. Calls for a tablespoon of honey. It's just a liquid sugar after all. It has a flavor, but it's subtle and the chocolate will almost certainly completely overpower it.

*reads more carefully* Also it's apparently for the glaze you put on top of them.

Edit: http://www.food.com/recipe/honey-brownies-36669

These actually sound super awesome.

Pinkie Pie relented, but only for a moment. "We definitely have to bake some more," she proclaimed with gusto. "And I know just what we'll make next time…"

For the first time that day, Dash finally gave in to her urges and facehoofed. "More brownies?" she said with a defeated tone.

"No…" Pinkie replied. "Cupcakes!"

:rainbowderp: You son of a...

very good. Glad I read this. Nice to go back and find some of the old stuff.

Brilliant goddamn work, dude.

How'd I miss this?

Also:

~Skeeter The Lurker

Comment posted by Swashbucklist deleted Nov 11th, 2014

Short, sharp & fun story. Brought me a smile, a perverted thought or two, & a hankering for "brownies"

I used to make brownies back in the day but I stopped because not healthy but now I MUST MAKE BROWNIES AGAIN mmmmm chocolate.......

:pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

3 out of 3 happy pinkies

It feels very... episode-like (except for the "Playmares" part, maybe :rainbowlaugh:). I really enjoyed how every character is portrayed exactly like in the show. And the end is priceless! :raritywink:

Also, I've done a translation of your story, would you allow me to publish it on my French blog?

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Sure thing! Just please make sure to credit it back here. Thanks for doing that!

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Oh, yes, of course! There will be a link to the original story right here and the name of the author mentionned under the translated title. Thank you very much :twilightsmile:

Here's your translation: A Demi-cuit

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