Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.
Yesterday, Dinky Hooves learned a new word. Today, she's going to share that new word with her two best friends at school.
Fluttershy really should've watched her mouth a little more.
[Based on you-all-know-which scene from S6E11: "Flutter Brutter". Thanks to Tayman and themaskedferret for pre-reading.]
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Awesome as always mate.
I'm so [censored] that I didn't think of this first
This was entertaining.
Am I the only one here who felt like they all nearly orgasmed from hearing it?
Words are serious business.
This story just made me crack up. Seriously, how is Peeved a bad word in Pony Culture? (Might be their version of "Pissed") In any case, I think up a thousand other words that would be worse. Not typing them here, though.
Fucking little shits damn saying cocksucking grownup words and shit like little bastards and bitches. Mother fucking kids these days, I swear to fuck...
I have the distinct impression that she pronounced it "pa-kyew."
In any case, most entertaining. Reminds me of when I said a character in a story seemed pissed off when I was in second grade. It seemed like a perfectly legitimate synonym to me. Thank you for this. (Also, nice dodge on who precisely Dinky's parents are. Poor girl has almost as much parental ambiguity as Scootaloo.)
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Dinky Doo: the Anti-Scootaloo.
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"Could I borrow a mom for a while? You've got, like, five."
Kek. This story is the bo-- whoops! Cant say that word here! Kids might be reading!
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only in a land inhabited by technicolor ponies would "peeved" be considered a bad word.
This was beautiful. Too bad there was one killjoy who downvoted it.
7280907 ooooh get rekt
I see what you did there
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I don't believe you until you tell me which class you main.
7280622 OMFG
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I get turned on by dirty talking stallions or mares, too.
7281358 I Always play tanks.
Titan Defender is how i swing.
Really, that Destiny reference was kind of obvious. How did nobody else catch it?
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Nightstalker Hunter master race.
And probably because it's just us addicts left now.
I like the vex option, but you probably have to be a certainly level of fancy before you can be vexed. So, probably just Rarity. Maybe Sweetie, too.
How are *beep* and *beep* bad words?
...Wait.
I am so *beep* at my cousins. You're such a *beep*.
The fuck?!
...What.
So I can say fuck, but I can't say *beep*? Oh damn you, you shitty bitch word.
I'm so *beep* right now.
...Oh come on!
I'm so fuckin *beep* right now at those two asshole words that I can't say for some reason.
Well that was funny as [censored]. Nice job!
Gee Miss Cheerilee, there's no reason to be such a cotton headed ninny muggins...
7281699 Huh, the censor ship must be in port for repairs.
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7281699 sorry mate.
7282255 good one
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7282428 Thank you, but I may only, in good conscience, take credit for the part about it being in for repairs. I read of the ship itself in one of Piers Anthony's Xanth books.
This is amazing, funny, and adorable!
That was (Buy some apples!) funny
This was funny.
This was certainly an amusing and creative little story....now I demand MOAR!!
I mean c'mon, you can't just expect me to be content after having our protagonist get in trouble for using the word "Killjoy" now can you?! T_T
7280698 Bruh. Could ya tone down the language? I'm, like, so peeved right now.
Killjoy was probably a bad word because it had the word kill in it and MLP is a children's show
That Terrible Sinking Feeling When You Realise Fluttershy Is The Only Person In MLP Who Swears
*cheerilee is hit with a tranq dart by deadpool well pip runs over to dinky* quick pip get her to the tardis.
How is peeved a bad word?!
This is a very good one-shot.
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I imagine a follow up with something like this:
"Dinky! How could you! We raised you better than this, young lady."
"Yeah, your mother is extremely disappointed in you. Now, Mrs Cheerilee, what exactly did she say?"
*whispers*
"Is that all? Well that's not so bad. I call ponies that all the time."
"Are you bucking kidding me..."
*collective gasps*
7282981 just lol
7280645 Yeah, but questions are generally more interesting than answers.
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Same here.
7281514 I understood and I barely play these days!
In real life is peved a bad word?
Plus
we've head ponys say What the Buck before and no one cared
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7283591 i think they were using it as a place holder for "pissed"
7282981 Oh wow that would be AMAZING!!! <3
7283615 Right. In real life peeved is not an expletive, and in fact it refers to a much less aggravated state of mind than "pissed". It was something of a parental bonus, to use the trope.
Could be worse, father couldve lost his job and Miss Cheerilee heard about his recipt.