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CalculusFilly
I'm actually a slab of beef jerky with a top hat and a cool microphone.
CalculusFilly
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Dat ending...
Have a thumbs up!
Thank you very much, kind sir! 'Tis been awhile since I've written clop, so forgive me if I'm a little bit rusty. I had fun with this one, though ^_^
I concur with Rainbow Dash's appraisal of the situation.
oh my god,so much love for this.
another gold star calc.
brilliant, reading twily degrade from research to primal was awesome.
2941172 Thank you very much, as always
2941124 That's good XD
2941124
Second.
Goddamnit spike... Now we'll never know what else that diamond dildo can do.
Scientifically, there is nothing harder than a diamond. The human heart would have to be pumping blood at roughly 45L/sec to come close to matching the hardness, which would easily result in the muscle exploding.
So... i guess if Twilight needs something hard, she's
*Glasses*
Gonna get fucked.
2943210 That killed me. I'm dead now. Granted, I died of laughter, but still!
2943101 Well, if you remember, Rarity seemed to have a supply of them. I'm certain she can convince Rares to part with one
Yes... I totally liked this fic, good job and I totally did not expect the ending :D
2944503 Thank you very much. I was going for shock/surprise humor at the end ^_^
You Know Calculus since I Have not Read This Fic Yet I Was Wondering I Always Wanted One Of Those Diamond Dildo's Along With A Clone Rarity Frim The Mirror Pool Two Items For The Price Of One Huh?
2945610 What?
...
Thank you for reading my story.
...
But, seriously, what?
2946107 i believe that comment is implying you could aquire said objects.
or more likely is stoned
2949875 That works XD
Took me a while to getting around to reading this (it's been a busy couple of days), but I'm glad I took the time to. My only real criticism is that it all seems a bit rushed. I would've liked a couple hundred more words of Pinkie x Twilight action, personally.
p.s. I really like how you write Rarity like a ladylike sex fiend. I'm not too proud to admit I'm copying that personality when I write her.
2957952 Thanks for reading! I'll agree that it IS a bit rushed, though I'll attribute that to the fact that I was a bit rusty when writing this
I'll admit that this particular form of Rarity is my favorite to write ^_^
I had a ton of fun with this one ^_^
2958085 Well, to be fair, while it is a tad rushed, because of its short size, I was able to find you. I searched for clopfics under 3500 words, and this came up. ^_^
Great execution. And to re-iterate from that story's comments: females do write the best clop. 
It was a silly premise to begin with, but I went and read A True, True Friend... first and found out that this was a silly idea out of the comments thread for that story.
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Oh, wow! Well, thank you for reading my other story and hunting around in the comment section of it XD I admit to being rather out of my element with this story, but it was still rather entertaining to write.
Females definitely write the best clop, almost all the time XD If you know of one of the more famous clopfics on this site, Stuck, that one was written by a female! Actually, come to think of it, that may have been the first clopfic I ever read.
Either way, thank you for the kind words. Reading little things like this really brightens up my day
2958085
Not to say there's anything wrong with a short story, or one that's told expediently. I would prefer a brief story told well than a long story told badly.
In this case, I just wish there was more because I really do enjoy your writing.
2967027 Well, I dare say, that's good! The best criticism one can get is people wanting it longer because they enjoyed it.
Well, thank you
"It tastes funny because...uuh...well...I'll tell you when your older"
AMAAAZZING!! But you could've added a little more Fluttershy
as per usual with your stuff calc it matters not how many times i read it its fucking awesome.
>>CalculusFilly .....Oh...my.....
Spike: There was also this box with a diamond in it. I figured it was for me. It tastes a little funny, though.
Me: ........Why Da Fauq u eat diamond dildo, Spike?
2990431 As per usual with your comments, Nightheart, that made me smile
2992120 I cannot TELL you how many times I had that moment while writing this thing.
2992756 Well, of course he didn't KNOW it was a dildo... Though, some part of me wants to think he would have eaten it anyway.
2992915 I don't doubt it.
That ending with Spike...
Bravo!
3010086
Would you look at that! THE Bronystories commented on my humble fic!
AWESOME
Anywho, thank you!
Is she suggesting that there's no value in... empirical testing?
Edit: Oooh... Rarity's gonna be pissed...
3037529 If I may ask, why is Rarity going to be pissed?
3038544 Well wasn't that a loaner? Spike totally ate her favorite toy.
3039369 Nah, Rarity probably had a supply of them. Besides, when a friend gives you a dildo, they generally don't want it back
3042959 Dish washers exist.
3043079 Just sayin'... Rarity is the type of person who is a perfectionist, and not to mention she's the Element of Generosity. I'd say it's far more likely for her to simply GIVE it to Twilight.
That ending was a real treat.
3177329 Thank you ^_^
This is gon bite Spike in the ass when he gets together with some mare :)
Nice story dude!
3191870 Thanks!
Also, it's dudett
I'm a girl
3192598
Or I just call everyone a dude because I'm lazy like that, but I saw your name and guessed you were a girl. But okay. Nice story dudett!
3193236 Thank you, that's much appreciated
Ohmygod. That was ridiculous.
Haha, Keep up the good work Dudette.
3290093 Thank you very much
I certainly will 
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