April 8th
Today was awful.
I was eating lunch (ham sandwich, go figure) alone. Luna got the flu and has been away for a week, so it's been lonely. I couldn't believe it when Tia trotted up and asked if she could sit beside me. I said yes, of course and she sat down.
She took out a cookie from her lunch and gave it to me.
"Want it?" she asked. I nodded and took a bite. It tasted terrible! I spat it out, but it was too late! My tongue started to feel really heavy and when I reached my paw to my mouth, I realized it was swelling. It go so big I couldn't close my mouth, or talk.
The worst part was... Tia was laughing. She was laughing at me.
A couple of her mean friends walked over and gave her a high hoof.
She did it on purpose.
How could she? I thought... I thought we could be friends. I can still hear everyone laughing at me... taunting me... calling me 'Spitcord' and other stupid nicknames. I wish their voices would go away. Now they're whispering to me.
... those voices....
They're telling me to hurt her.
To hurt Tia.
Should I... listen?
-Discord
No Dizzy! Noooooo! Stay with us! Don't go to the chaotic side... They may have cookies but we have our...............pride?
No Dizzy! Noooooo! Stay with us! Don't go to the chaotic side... They may have cookies but we have our...............pride?
2981931 Sorry, he is slowly slipping into insanity. thanks to Celestia.
I think we can all tell that Celestia is being a total jerk to Discord.
Then they all wondered why he became evil.
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And we wonder why discord went evil
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Also, Celestia is pretty much the single-biggest jerk in the history of jerks: she is tormenting a child who just so happens to be a member of an endangered sentient species, and continues to do it after hearing he is now the VERY LAST of his kind in all of known existence for over a year by this point. And then there will be what happens with Lulu, how she is being cast out and looked down upon by the only remaining family that she possibly knows left alive at this point, and that one day she will ask Celestia if she could have a chance to show the beauty of the night for just a little bit longer only for her to be wrongfully sent to the moon for 1000 years in total isolation while Celestia pens the history to say that she herself was in the right and that Luna provoked her into doing it.