The Elusive Badgerpony
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Yep.
I feel unclean now. Awesome fic, dude.
~Regidar
I laughed.
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Perhaps....
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Skeeter The LurkerRegidar2880499 DAMMIT SKEETER
GIVE REGGIE HIS WOMAN SUIT BACK
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You sure about that?
~Regidar
Wut?
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
I was gonna write this first, damnit!
2880605 Write it anyways, because this is shit.
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It's not that, I'm still going to write it, I wouldn't stop considering I'm well into it already. The thing I'm pissed about is I wasn't fast enough! DAMNIT! I was gonna be first to use the Pie Sisters tag in clop! FUCK! *chucks a kitten like a hoofball*
All my hopes and dreams... Gone... Just like that...
All in all though, good job!
I notice you didn't say 'on the mouth' about me, Badger.
And it's usually okay with her, as long as she gets to at least watch. 
I feel unclean. And I love it.
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Fail.
Definitely pointless clop, but over all not bad.
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Yeah, if I only would have written it a bit faster...
2880714 It will turn out better since you took more time than a single, caffiene-addled night.
well, its to go hit the old dusty trail. (aka the shower)
2880620 But of course.
pucker up gurlI have so many conflicting emotions right now.
I gave this a thumbs on the title alone lol
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Be right back! *throws clothes into washer, drops in full cup of detergent, turns on the machine and hops in shower*
Still don't feel unclean!
2881863 *kissy kissy*
EEYUP
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Badger badger badger
oh can't you see
sometimes your words just
hypnotize me
I ain't even mad.
Came for the clop (in both senses of the word), stayed for the rather amusing lemony narration. If this is what happens in a single, caffeine-addled night, I want to see what happens when you actually plan things out!
Yep, this is going to my read-later list immediately. Will return later.
Everybody knows about the sisters Inkie (y), Pinkie(y), and Blinkie(y), but how come nobody remembers their brother Clyde?
2884788 Clyde got dragged off by seals and grew up among them as a Selkie ala the Secret of Roan Inish.
2885078 What's that? I've never heard of that story or a "selkie".
2886273 This.
Also I misspelled Selkie, whoops
2886535 But still, what are those two things?
2886694 Selkies.
2886768 Thanks.
And you know what? I wonder if the Pie sisters get a strange craving to eat anybody who's name ends with "man"
2886768 How did you do that? When I got to the link, it was in mobile. And I'm on a laptop.
2886815 I'm replying via iPhone since I'm playing New Vegas atm...
I feel so, so dirty.
Fortunately, it's the good kind of dirty.
This was deliciously filthy. More, please.
Wait, the story doesn't appear in my favorites menu at all. What matter of sorcery be this?
HOT!
I'm not sure mad laughter is the response you were expecting from this, but-
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT WAS FRAGGING HILARIOUS, MATE!
Seto Kaibaville. I almost died at that line. I knew this story would have hilarious dialouge from the description an title. I was not dissapointed.
That was kinda awesome dude
Good story
oh god you write stories the way you write blogs
i found the tone of this really inappropriate for something people are ostensibly supposed to jerk off to. it reminded me of the telly style of dry British sarcasm prevalent in Pratchett's stuff, and probably other stuff but who fucking knows
that said, you need to pull the camera way the fuck back. this was impossible to get into using the narrative voice you were; we should be interested in the situation you're describing, not the fictional person describing it. furthermore, you lose a lot of opportunity for immersion when you tell us everything about what the characters are feeling instead of letting it show through their actions and emotion.
will say your affinity for Pinkie obviously shone through, though i'd recommend toning her dialogue down a bit (the repeated letters felt a bit much). the dialogue during sexy times (what of it was interspersed by overblown narrative) was pretty unf, though i'd recommend toning back the stutters there as well. would like to see a more concentrated scene using the personality you have in your writing focused where appropriate, and letting the characters do the speaking elsewhere.
i have to confess i skimmed because the voice killed it for me, but that's not to say i won't try more of your stuff. just... i'm not sure what i was expecting.
will try to get into that dashcest in a bit.
If you aren't old enough to drink you aren't old enough for porn. BAD BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also, fuckfuids and fuckpole are the two best words ever....
"Seto Kaibaville..."
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NEED. MORE. CLOP.
Soooooo unclean, yet perfect descriptions of henm in my opinion. Overall, I give a 6.5/7 to it.
Loved it.
2967617 Can I kiss you on the mouth?
1 more thing;
PINKIE, Y U BE STALKING THEM??
That's all.
I read this story in the voice of Christopher Walken