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cloppyhooves


Hi there! I'm a girl who likes to write clopfics!

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Twist was just a lonely little filly in Ponyville...until she met the alligator of her dreams. (Thanks to/You can blame Wrongness for their Master Shipping/Fusion Chart and all of its hilariously horrible pairings!)

It made it to Equestria Daily, too! I sent it there under the name "ponyupthecash", and can prove that that is me if required; I'm just reuploading it here so it's not just on GoogleDocs. :3

Originally finished late July/early August, 2011.

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 17 )

Pretty sure this is the most "ohCelestiawhy?" A shipfic can get without clop.

Ah the days when EqD was basically "FiMFiction with fewer typos".

Well I'll be a discords penny feather somebody finally done did it welp I owe santa 60 smackaroonies darn it all :ajbemused:

2752642 and you call your self normal. THIS SHOWS HOW THE YOUNGER GENERATION IS BEING TAINTED BY THINGS SUCH AS ROCK AND ROLL AND HIP HOP DANCING, AND CREEPY CAT VIDEOS!!! SAVE US!!! Have a nice day!~ OR PERISH!!! Of course my name I'd Lord of Stupidity in Latin.

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The name normal is supposed to be funny. I originally made this account to write trollfics and clop.

2752832 I feel better now, cuz now I know someone named Normal IS WRITING PORN AND TROLLING ON PEOPLE I FEEL SAD NOW. THANKS A LOT. What did Normal do? YOU JUST GET OUT IM VERY UPSET RIGHT NOW! I-I just wanted to know what they did! YEAH WE'LL YOU DON'T DESERVE TO KNOW DO YOU! No he doesn't. THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP JIMMY BUT AS YOU CAN SEE IM HAVING AN ARGUMENT HERE! Okay okay sorry Chris ill just go ok. YEAH JUST GET OUT! NOW WHERE WAS I? OH YES, BILL YOU DO NOT NEED TO KNOW WHAT THEY DID JUST THEY DID SOMETHING WRONG! Well then how do I know it is a legitimate offense? Hi! ANDREW JUST GET OUT NOW!!! Kay Bye! Hello I just wish to sa- SHUT UP AND LEAVE! WHY CAN'T ANYONE SEE IM PREOCCUPIED RIGHT NOW? No. I WILL FEAST ON YOUR SPLEEN!

Congratulations: you have witnessed a window into my sub-conscious. You have been warned.

2752988 I know right! I can see you drooling cuz of my awesomeness! I'm really chanaling my inner :rainbowwild:

Comment posted by Classy Toad deleted Jun 21st, 2013

2753002

Hi there! :)
I appreciate your enthusiasm for participation, but I would like you to please tone down the number of comments you're leaving on this fic when they aren't related to the fic (such as the comment only about what you were listening to).
Thank you very much! :)

2753080 well if I have to speak about the story I would recommend a DiscordxNightmare Moon. I am a very twisted person, as you would have noticed from the video I told you to watch because that was what was going through my head when I read this story. Okay yea that was a little harsh... Sorry.

SHIP IT! SHIP IT LIKE FED-EX!!! :pinkiehappy:

Never thought about that before ...

YOU HAVE EARNED A Twist:twistnerd:

Score for pet ships that I've read:
Winona:3+1 R63:ajsmug:
Tank:1:rainbowderp:
Angel:3:yay:
Gummy:3:pinkiehappy:
Opal: none so far...:raritycry:
Philomena: 2:trollestia:
Owlicious: none so far...:twilightoops:
The game continues!:flutterrage:

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