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    Art of Falling - When the hell's it gonna update?

    Someone asked. I feel obligated to come up with some sort of answer.

    The rest of the fic, some 15-20k worth of words, has already been written. It was all finished before I posted the fic. The problem is that the unposted stuff sucks. I figured I would revise it as I posted the readable chapters, so that by the time I'd reached the problem chapters, I would already be finished fixing them and they'd be ready to go. But that didn't happen, because the unposted chapters are pretty much irreparably terrible, and I decided to put it off until I figured out what to do with them.

    So, the fic has been entirely written, the rest of the chapters just aren't being posted because they're awful, and I promise you that you would hate them.

    I'm busy with a lot of things now, but I'll turn my attention back to getting those ready when I have the time. The fic will almost certainly be updated and completed before the end of the year, but also almost certainly not before the end of the month. It'll probably end up being a Christmas present from me to you.

    Oh, and yeah. The sex makes up, like, 10k words of those unposted chapters. It's pretty great. It's getting to the sex that has turned out to be the problem.


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Applejack steps out of her barn to discover that her home is gone, and the entirety of Sweet Apple Acres has been transformed into a beach. Meanwhile, Rainbow Dash is opening up a juice bar on her front lawn, Pinkie Pie's dancing the hula, and Big McIntosh is getting his groove on. And she soon realizes that her troubles have only just begun.

First Published
17th Jul 2013
Last Modified
17th Jul 2013
#1 · 70w, 6d ago · 2 · ·

I think the real key to randomness is in fact chaos, not truly being random. That is to say, unpredictability, not non-predictability. There is a certain order to chaos, its own twisted kind of order, whereas truly random things are just that.

I think this story strayed too far into being random.

#2 · 70w, 5d ago · · ·

My head is spinning :applejackconfused:

Awesome story though :rainbowlaugh:

#3 · 70w, 5d ago · 1 · ·


#4 · 70w, 5d ago · · ·


Probably. I wouldn't try to argue otherwise. I went into this knowing I wasn't writing an actual story, just quick and easy gags for a few quick and easy laughs. I'm hesitant to even call it real comedy. In fact, I'd consider this to be in the very low realms of the humor totem pole.

That said, I think there's a place for this type of fic, a very small and out of the way sort of place, but it has its niche, and it's not an inherently terrible idea. If all you want is a little pointless nonsense to sate your appetite between a couple real stories, here's your fic.

#5 · 70w, 5d ago · 4 · ·


#6 · 70w, 5d ago · · ·

I'm glad all this randomness actually had a reason for it - hence the magical artifact - I read far too many ridiculous stories containing story elements that never get explained in the end. That said, good random story

#7 · 70w, 5d ago · · ·

Dafuq did i just read....:rainbowderp:

#8 · 70w, 5d ago · · ·

I don't know what I just read, but it made me chuckle, so...I guess that works?

#9 · 70w, 4d ago · 1 · ·


Don't ask me. I just wrote the thing.


I didn't include the artifact at first, but I figured I needed some kind of small explanation so I didn't make people too angry.


That's about as much as I could hope for. Mission accomplished!


You sir/ma'm, have an unusual sense of humor.

#11 · 70w, 3d ago · 1 · ·





*Opens mouth to speak*




*Closes mouth*

*Presses like and moves on*

#12 · 69w, 6d ago · · ·

Very nice story. It actually took me quite a long time to figure out how any of this was possible. Normally you can guess, but this was unique.

#13 · 69w, 3d ago · · ·

Oh god. I laughed more than I should have.

Which was a lot. :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh:

#14 · 68w, 4d ago · 2 · ·


Shhh, just let it happen.


Thank you.


Wow, 6 full Rainbow Dash emoticons worth. That is a lot.

#15 · 67w, 3d ago · · ·

And...  Yeah just gonna go with the flow on this one.  


*Presses like, moves on.*

Yay :rainbowkiss::heart::pinkiehappy: though.

#16 · 67w, 2d ago · · ·

Well, that was certainly a thing that happened. Or possibly several things. Conveyed via the medium of words on a screen. That's really all I can say to it.

#17 · 67w, 1d ago · · ·

Jeez.  Major overkill for a practical joke...

If I was in AJ's place, I'd be so pissed shit would be flying EVERYWHERE.

#18 · 67w, 1d ago · · ·


Yeah, it's good to occasionally have a story that basically says "EVERYTHING'S SO DAMN WACKY!" and it's funny, but don't do it frequently.

And I'm glad you used Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie as the pranksters.  Not only is it canon, it reminds me of Pink and Blue from "Charlie The Unicorn".  Warping reality itself for a few cheap laughs at some poor schmuck's expense!

#19 · 67w, 1d ago · · ·

Short and sweet. :pinkiesmile: Awesome ending too, the work that must have gone into that baffles me; but meh, it's Pinkie Pie :derpytongue2:

#20 · 67w, 1d ago · 1 · ·

I haven't read the story yet but after reading the synopsis I want a story where the mane 6 gets transported to a small island where they have to build a house and learn to survive, you know, Robinson Cruseo style.

#21 · 67w, 1d ago · · ·

I laughed.

#22 · 67w, 1d ago · · ·

Seriously, this was amazing! I haven't really read any fics in awhile, so I'm not really sure what made me read this one. But I'm glad I did.

#23 · 67w, 1d ago · · ·


#24 · 67w, 1d ago · 1 · ·


Try reading "Mother of Invention". It's only Applejack but it's definitely full of the struggle of survival.

#25 · 67w, 1d ago · 2 · ·

I'm realy confused:derpyderp2:

#26 · 67w, 1d ago · · ·

You know what?

I blame Discord.

#27 · 67w, 1d ago · · ·

I used to be confused.

But somehow I understood it later on.


#28 · 67w, 1d ago · · ·

......This song seems so appropriate right now.

#29 · 67w, 1d ago · · ·

“My apples haven’t been bucked for weeks, and they’re doing just fine.”

Lost it at that.

Love the whole story.  Well done on it.

~Skeeter The Lurker

#30 · 67w, 1d ago · · ·

>>3032317 Glad I'm not the only one who was reminded of that fic when reading this. :ajsmug:

#31 · 67w, 21h ago · 1 · ·

Possibly the most impressive thing about all this is that it WASN'T a dream at the end.

#32 · 67w, 20h ago · · ·

:moustache:The Rainbow Dash art was too cute! MLP needs a beach episode! And those two really stepped their pranking up a notch!

#33 · 67w, 18h ago · · 1 ·

Hawiian steryotypes

But its okay because dash and pinkie got pakalolo instead of batu

#34 · 66w, 6d ago · 2 · ·


I definitely didn't include the PinkieDash just because they're adorable together. It definitely had an actual purpose in the story...


This is a clever reply to your clever comment.

Everyone look at us! Look at how clever we are!


Throwing your feces at people is never a reasonable response, no matter how angry you are.


Heh, I forgot about Charlie the Unicorn. This is a bit like that, now that I think about it.


No amount of work is too much work when it comes to a prank. The more ridiculously convoluted the better.



Me too. Glad you enjoyed it.




Discord blames you.


Have you tried reading it while hanging upside down? That worked for me.


You'll have to explain it to me sometime.


I didn't even know Pinkie Pie had her own apple orchard.


How do you know? How do you know this isn't all the dream of a turtle in outer space?


Seriously, how is there not a beach episode yet?


I'll have you know I very carefully researched Hawaiian culture before writing this.

And then I just wrote whatever I wanted anyway.

#35 · 66w, 6d ago · 1 · ·


I don't think that's quite what she meant.

~Skeeter The Lurker

#36 · 66w, 5d ago · · ·

>>3047215 It was just a figure of speech man.  An expression.  I like a good prank even at my expense but some take it too far.

#37 · 66w, 5d ago · · ·


But... But... You're the author!

You're suppose to understand!


#38 · 66w, 5d ago · · ·

Too bad it was temporary. Sweet Apple Resort would have been one heck of a business venture for the Apple family :pinkiehappy:

#39 · 66w, 5d ago · · ·

>>3047215 Who cares man. All you have to do is make it seem like you're not an ignorant mainlander and you're awesome in my book.

Some just take it another step farther. Then end up on weed.

#40 · 66w, 5d ago · 1 · ·

Most elaborate prank for something silly EVER. :rainbowlaugh:

#41 · 66w, 4d ago · · ·

I read this and w i am wondering what the heck just happened. I can form no opinion on this random comedy (though i did like it).

#42 · 66w, 3d ago · · ·


He's messing with your mind. Like what he did in this fic.  

#43 · 66w, 1d ago · 1 · ·


Especially with all the dancing going on. Definitely sounds like my kind of place to be.


Pfft, that was nothing. I totally threw my sister threw a window once, and that took way more work than anything here.


Well, maybe this random comedy can't form an opinion on you. Ever think of that?

But it likes you too. :heart:

#44 · 66w, 1d ago · · ·

Rainbow thinks she's won, but I saw through her clever ploy! She switched the drink with cherry lemonade while nopony was looking! It's the only explanation! :derpytongue2:

#45 · 63w, 1d ago · · ·

I liked the rhythm of the whole thing, and specially just how straight AJ played the whole thing. All in all, a decent absurdist comedy. In fact, the style reminds me somewhat of Murakami.

#46 · 62w, 3d ago · · ·

:facehoof:Just ignore it until it makes sense...

#47 · 58w, 3d ago · · ·

:facehoof: no no no just no.

#49 · 50w, 18h ago · · ·

very interesting and very odd. I liked it but was really confused pretty much the entire time. kept thinking it was gonna be her in a dream or coma. im surprised pinkie didn't make the joke on RD to be that she got her to kiss her.

#50 · 44w, 1d ago · · ·

I was like:twilightoops:then:duck:and:facehoof:

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