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  • Just Being Pinkie Pie
    During the most violent storms, Pinkie runs outside and sits on the tallest hill in Ponyville. Everyone says she's "just being Pinkie". But she knows that by showing love for the storms, she shows love for the pony who makes them.

    3,429 words · 3,944 views · 441 likes · 5 dislikes
  • Where Have the Stars Gone?
    What does it mean to be immortal? Celestia's memory is very old. It is twisted and confused. She wakes one night to find that she can no longer tell her memories and her dreams apart. She no longer knows what was real and what was only dreamed.
    2,871 words · 2,092 views · 298 likes · 4 dislikes
  • Rarity's Mare of the Evening
    Applejack discovers that Rarity has been seeing an escort.
    4,148 words · 8,772 views · 737 likes · 29 dislikes
  • Acquiesce
    Rainbow Dash has been dating Pinkie Pie for nearly a month and, in spite of Pinkie’s objections, is keeping it a secret from the rest of their friends. Deciding she's had enough, Pinkie Pie throws a party announcing their relationship.
    15,052 words · 4,763 views · 316 likes · 12 dislikes
  • You Want Me
    22,175 words · 3,161 views · 487 likes · 24 dislikes
  • Ponies and Throwing Knives
    11,609 words · 4,104 views · 325 likes · 16 dislikes
  • Twisting Between the Sheets
    24,811 words · 6,139 views · 496 likes · 30 dislikes
  • Disgraced
    8,117 words · 3,197 views · 234 likes · 12 dislikes
  • Scrambled Eggs and Mashed Potatoes
    15,963 words · 2,913 views · 389 likes · 26 dislikes
  • After the Flame
    3,800 words · 1,006 views · 118 likes · 13 dislikes

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Applejack steps out of her barn to discover that her home is gone, and the entirety of Sweet Apple Acres has been transformed into a beach. Meanwhile, Rainbow Dash is opening up a juice bar on her front lawn, Pinkie Pie's dancing the hula, and Big McIntosh is getting his groove on. And she soon realizes that her troubles have only just begun.

First Published
17th Jul 2013
Last Modified
17th Jul 2013

Comments ( 50 )

#1 · 39w, 6d ago · 2 · ·

I think the real key to randomness is in fact chaos, not truly being random. That is to say, unpredictability, not non-predictability. There is a certain order to chaos, its own twisted kind of order, whereas truly random things are just that.

I think this story strayed too far into being random.

#2 · 39w, 6d ago · · ·

My head is spinning :applejackconfused:

Awesome story though :rainbowlaugh:

#3 · 39w, 6d ago · 1 · ·

What.

#4 · 39w, 6d ago · · ·

>>2891847

Probably. I wouldn't try to argue otherwise. I went into this knowing I wasn't writing an actual story, just quick and easy gags for a few quick and easy laughs. I'm hesitant to even call it real comedy. In fact, I'd consider this to be in the very low realms of the humor totem pole.

That said, I think there's a place for this type of fic, a very small and out of the way sort of place, but it has its niche, and it's not an inherently terrible idea. If all you want is a little pointless nonsense to sate your appetite between a couple real stories, here's your fic.

#5 · 39w, 6d ago · 2 · ·

?????????????????????????

#6 · 39w, 6d ago · · ·

I'm glad all this randomness actually had a reason for it - hence the magical artifact - I read far too many ridiculous stories containing story elements that never get explained in the end. That said, good random story

#7 · 39w, 5d ago · · ·

Dafuq did i just read....:rainbowderp:

#8 · 39w, 5d ago · · ·

I don't know what I just read, but it made me chuckle, so...I guess that works?

#9 · 39w, 5d ago · 1 · ·

>>2892299>>2892683>>2895005

Don't ask me. I just wrote the thing.

>>2893887

I didn't include the artifact at first, but I figured I needed some kind of small explanation so I didn't make people too angry.

>>2896085

That's about as much as I could hope for. Mission accomplished!

>>2892147

You sir/ma'm, have an unusual sense of humor.

#10 · 39w, 4d ago · · ·

>>2898665 that, I do :pinkiehappy:

#11 · 39w, 3d ago · 1 · ·

:rainbowhuh:

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*Opens mouth to speak*

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*Closes mouth*

*Presses like and moves on*

#12 · 38w, 6d ago · · ·

Very nice story. It actually took me quite a long time to figure out how any of this was possible. Normally you can guess, but this was unique.

#13 · 38w, 4d ago · · ·

Oh god. I laughed more than I should have.

Which was a lot. :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh:

#14 · 37w, 4d ago · 2 · ·

>>2905846

Shhh, just let it happen.

>>2928404

Thank you.

>>2941875

Wow, 6 full Rainbow Dash emoticons worth. That is a lot.

#15 · 36w, 4d ago · · ·

And...  Yeah just gonna go with the flow on this one.  

:applejackunsure:

*Presses like, moves on.*

Yay :rainbowkiss::heart::pinkiehappy: though.

#16 · 36w, 2d ago · · ·

Well, that was certainly a thing that happened. Or possibly several things. Conveyed via the medium of words on a screen. That's really all I can say to it.

#17 · 36w, 2d ago · · ·

Jeez.  Major overkill for a practical joke...

If I was in AJ's place, I'd be so pissed shit would be flying EVERYWHERE.

#18 · 36w, 2d ago · · ·

>>2892546

Yeah, it's good to occasionally have a story that basically says "EVERYTHING'S SO DAMN WACKY!" and it's funny, but don't do it frequently.

And I'm glad you used Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie as the pranksters.  Not only is it canon, it reminds me of Pink and Blue from "Charlie The Unicorn".  Warping reality itself for a few cheap laughs at some poor schmuck's expense!

#19 · 36w, 2d ago · · ·

Short and sweet. :pinkiesmile: Awesome ending too, the work that must have gone into that baffles me; but meh, it's Pinkie Pie :derpytongue2:

#20 · 36w, 2d ago · 1 · ·

I haven't read the story yet but after reading the synopsis I want a story where the mane 6 gets transported to a small island where they have to build a house and learn to survive, you know, Robinson Cruseo style.

#21 · 36w, 2d ago · · ·

I laughed.

#22 · 36w, 2d ago · · ·

Seriously, this was amazing! I haven't really read any fics in awhile, so I'm not really sure what made me read this one. But I'm glad I did.

#23 · 36w, 2d ago · · ·

Wut.

#24 · 36w, 2d ago · 1 · ·

>>3030526

Try reading "Mother of Invention". It's only Applejack but it's definitely full of the struggle of survival.

#25 · 36w, 1d ago · 1 · ·

I'm realy confused:derpyderp2:

#26 · 36w, 1d ago · · ·

You know what?

I blame Discord.

#27 · 36w, 1d ago · · ·

I used to be confused.

But somehow I understood it later on.

:derpytongue2:

#28 · 36w, 1d ago · · ·

......This song seems so appropriate right now.

#29 · 36w, 1d ago · · ·

“My apples haven’t been bucked for weeks, and they’re doing just fine.”

Lost it at that.

Love the whole story.  Well done on it.

~Skeeter The Lurker

#30 · 36w, 1d ago · · ·

>>3032317 Glad I'm not the only one who was reminded of that fic when reading this. :ajsmug:

#31 · 36w, 1d ago · 1 · ·

Possibly the most impressive thing about all this is that it WASN'T a dream at the end.

#32 · 36w, 1d ago · · ·

:moustache:The Rainbow Dash art was too cute! MLP needs a beach episode! And those two really stepped their pranking up a notch!

#33 · 36w, 1d ago · · 1 ·

Hawiian steryotypes

But its okay because dash and pinkie got pakalolo instead of batu

#34 · 35w, 6d ago · 1 · ·

>>3020406

I definitely didn't include the PinkieDash just because they're adorable together. It definitely had an actual purpose in the story...

>>3030226

This is a clever reply to your clever comment.

Everyone look at us! Look at how clever we are!

>>3030280

Throwing your feces at people is never a reasonable response, no matter how angry you are.

>>3030390

Heh, I forgot about Charlie the Unicorn. This is a bit like that, now that I think about it.

>>3030464

No amount of work is too much work when it comes to a prank. The more ridiculously convoluted the better.

>>3030739

>>3031157

Me too. Glad you enjoyed it.

>>3031889

Wat.

>>3033587

Discord blames you.

>>3032790

Have you tried reading it while hanging upside down? That worked for me.

>>3033644

You'll have to explain it to me sometime.

>>3034084

I didn't even know Pinkie Pie had her own apple orchard.

>>3036770

How do you know? How do you know this isn't all the dream of a turtle in outer space?

>>3037178

Seriously, how is there not a beach episode yet?

>>3037848

I'll have you know I very carefully researched Hawaiian culture before writing this.

And then I just wrote whatever I wanted anyway.


#35 · 35w, 6d ago · 1 · ·

>>3047215

I don't think that's quite what she meant.

~Skeeter The Lurker

#36 · 35w, 6d ago · · ·

>>3047215 It was just a figure of speech man.  An expression.  I like a good prank even at my expense but some take it too far.

#37 · 35w, 6d ago · · ·

>>3047215

But... But... You're the author!

You're suppose to understand!

:twilightangry2::raritydespair::pinkiecrazy:

#38 · 35w, 6d ago · · ·

Too bad it was temporary. Sweet Apple Resort would have been one heck of a business venture for the Apple family :pinkiehappy:

#39 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·

>>3047215 Who cares man. All you have to do is make it seem like you're not an ignorant mainlander and you're awesome in my book.

Some just take it another step farther. Then end up on weed.

#40 · 35w, 5d ago · 1 · ·

Most elaborate prank for something silly EVER. :rainbowlaugh:

#41 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·

I read this and w i am wondering what the heck just happened. I can form no opinion on this random comedy (though i did like it).

#42 · 35w, 4d ago · · ·

>>3047834

He's messing with your mind. Like what he did in this fic.  

#43 · 35w, 2d ago · 1 · ·

>>3049199

Especially with all the dancing going on. Definitely sounds like my kind of place to be.

>>3051622

Pfft, that was nothing. I totally threw my sister threw a window once, and that took way more work than anything here.

>>3053582

Well, maybe this random comedy can't form an opinion on you. Ever think of that?

But it likes you too. :heart:

#44 · 35w, 1d ago · · ·

Rainbow thinks she's won, but I saw through her clever ploy! She switched the drink with cherry lemonade while nopony was looking! It's the only explanation! :derpytongue2:

#45 · 32w, 2d ago · · ·

I liked the rhythm of the whole thing, and specially just how straight AJ played the whole thing. All in all, a decent absurdist comedy. In fact, the style reminds me somewhat of Murakami.

#46 · 31w, 3d ago · · ·

:facehoof:Just ignore it until it makes sense...

#47 · 27w, 4d ago · · ·

:facehoof: no no no just no.

#48 · 27w, 4d ago · · ·

>>3334855

yes yes just yes

#49 · 19w, 1d ago · · ·

very interesting and very odd. I liked it but was really confused pretty much the entire time. kept thinking it was gonna be her in a dream or coma. im surprised pinkie didn't make the joke on RD to be that she got her to kiss her.

#50 · 13w, 1d ago · · ·

I was like:twilightoops:then:duck:and:facehoof:

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