When a narrator dude and his film crew's documentary goes horribly wrong, they're killed by queen Elizabeth's corgis and are punished by God for being atheists. You might say they'll burn in hell for ever, but you're wrong! God was bored of that cliche, so he decided to send the film crew to Equestria so they can make a documentary to entertain God's son, Jesus! Art work by Ethesto
Part of the Chess Game of the Gots series canon.
Please give the reasons on why you don't like the story
hawt
*Reads description* my mind is full of fuck.
It says Ethesto doesn't exist! Oh no!
I like how 'BOOBS' is emphasized. And the use of the word 'Documentary'.
3052648
I'm but a phantom.
Totally gonna have to read this later
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Mind = Blown
3052694 I finally posted it, I keep on getting distracted by stuff and not knowing what to write.
3052651 It's to grab more attention, because most bronies are horny teenagers.
That title... DO. NOT. WANT.
3052832 READ IT I DARE YOU!
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i concur
This sounds hilarious. Even though I actually have a story, this sounds too beautiful to pass up.
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No, never. Not until the sun rises in the west and sets in the east.
3052881 That happens on the planet Venus SO READ!
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NO
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This story will bring you closer to Allah.
3052909
Fuck Allah and fuck his turban.
I wonder who had to approve this. God rest their souls.
3052907
Goddammit, stop trying to guilt trip me.
HAHAHAHAHA!
3052915 It was Eldorado who let it through. Meeester rejected it two times.
3052819I support that statement. Not that I clop, it's just that, well, is it really that hard to notice?
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3052912
BLASPHEMING AMERICAN PIG
ALLAHU AKHBAR
3052933
FUUUUUUUUUUU-
3052939
Overzealous, fanatical swineherd!
3052648 He keeps on changing his name almost every week.
3052972
ethesto is my personal sex idol
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You have my thumbs up. Keep up the good work
That is all. Equestria is ours.
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I agree with you completely. Hopefully not Alex though, he's neat.
Reasons I don't like this:
Badly written - You need to get an editor, misspellings and terrible phrasing litter the work
Awful Story - I won't pass judgement other than saying this, but the whole premise is pretty much offensive.
Really just too 'suggestive' for my tastes - Pretty self explanitary.
3053033 Okay thanks.
3053032 As I said it was Eldorado who let it through. Meeester rejected it two times.
3053055
I didn't ask you thine unholy swine of parchment.
3053065 I like bacon
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And I like ponies.
I'll read it eventually, but I have important things that I should be doing.
*Fav*
Don't abuse that fav, I'm watching you.
reasons i dislike this. needs better comedy. that's all.
Oh, i suppose it could be offensive to Christians like myself but whatevs.
3053249 You wouldn't know comedy if it smashed a giant used tampon on your face.
3053267 Hey, you asked
Why would the used tampon be in my face? Are there giant women where you live? Or did Celestia get the wrong size again?
3053318 It's for female minotaurs, and Celestia uses them for...other reasons(uses them to pleasure her self), why? you ask, well it's because it's cheaper then using the real thing because she has to replace them every use...due to melting/burning.
Trying too hard.
3053397 ???
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Lol why ask people to tell you why they don't like it when you'll just make some immature insult back?
3053426 I'm just playing around with them.
3053426
You, sir, are in dire need of some lemon merange pie. Here.
3053392
Your wisdom makes sense. I shall gift you with a finest bottle of the Mountain Dew, graced from the mighty temples on top of the Lunatitz Mounatains.
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Problem solved
Religion in MLP?
First of all as an Atheist myself I don't have this burning desire to piss of religious people, especially, in a forum about ponies.
Regardless of someone's religion this is a community about peace and love. Regardless of OTP or "Best Pony" bronies are not about religious wars. Just my two cents.