This chapter is to show appreciation to all the authors of the side story. I'll admit, it was the most insane idea I ever had letting you all into this story, but you know what, it was absolutely worth it. So this is for you guys. I hope you like it.
Swimming Dalek = Green
Registered Anonymous = Red
Gordon Freebrony = Orange
Grey Rebl = Grey
BRP = Brown
Bronze Statue = Blue
All = Black
My name is Registered Anonymous,
Sanity is for the weak,
I'll bake you cookies (Uwah!!),
With my Ultra Hitting Nine Iron,
I'll whack all I don't like away.
I'm BRP,
The survivor with a hacking AI,
And no, I won't tell you what my initials stand for.
Yes we are!!
We are here!! The most kick ass warriors in the multi-verse,
We even take down Outer Gods,
We're the Wake Up Special Squad,
Yes we are!!
We'll show you what we got,
You better kneel before our awesomeness.
Tokusentai!
Tokusentai!
Tokusentai!
Tokusentai!
Call me Gordon Freebrony,
No not Gordon Freepony,
Proud member of Starfleet,
Shall I pet you with my favorite crowbar?
And by "pet" I don't mean a pat on the head.
Grey Rebl, that's me,
Head of the AIA,
Just watch we'll take you out.
Don't forget me, Bronze Statue,
Engineer and mega hacker,
Let me show you what I can do with machines.
Yes we are!!
We've are here!! The most kick-ass warriors in the multi-verse,
We're the best of the best, The Wake Up Special Squad,
Yes we are!!
We've decided on chocolate chip cookies for dessert,
And we won't share any with you.
Tokusentai!
Tokusentai!
Tokusentai!
Tokusentai!
My name is Swimming Dalek,
The multi-form from Kalporos,
You'd better give me all you got,
I'll fight for the sake of peace,
I don't care who you are,
I'll defeat you (TRANSFORM!!)
You should be honored,
To meet my reformed Dalek army,
How about now I show you,
My dance of joy?
Yes we are!!
We are here!! The most kick ass warriors in the multi-verse,
We like ponies and we do know why,
Yes we are!!
Screw one on one! We fight as a team,
Since that's nice and fair,
Warriors are fair,
You'd better remember that.
Tokusentai!
Tokusentai!
Tokusentai!
Tokusentai!
*Awesome Kick-ass instrumental bit*
Yes we are!!
We are here!! The most kick-ass warriors in the multi-verse,
We even take down Outer Gods,
We're the Wake Up Special Squad,
Yes we are!!
We'll show you what we got,
You better kneel before our awesomeness!
Tokusentai!
Tokusentai!
Tokusentai!
Tokusentai!
Tokusentai!
Tokusentai!
Tokusentai!
To-ku-sen-tai!
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Scotty: *eye twitching* Sulu, did you give them the controls?
Sulu: *hesitates* Well, yes, sir.
Scotty: *silent for a minute* I'm going to-
Random Redshirt #3467: SIR! I have a report from Cargo Bay C, sir!
Scotty: *sliding away from Sulu and taking the report* *reads* So, you mean to tell me there are ROBOTIC SPIDERS that have the potential to EXPLODE on my ship?! What else could go wrong?!?!?!
RA: Did you say exploding spider robots?
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Janitor: *sarcastically* Oh this is gonna be good.
Tommy: My ball-cup plan! Its ruined!
R.A.: *throws ball-cup to the side and walks up to Scotty* Exploding mechanical spiders you say? I'll take care of them nice and easy for ya man! *cracks his knuckles for added effect*
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Scotty: Fer some reason, I feel you 'taking care of them' involves a lot of explosions inside my vessel. Besides, they are inert at the moment and are being studied. I'd prefer it if you stayed away from both the science and cargo bays. In fact, I'm restricting your access. You are only allowed here and on deck ten (where we keep the kitchens, mess hall, and guest rooms) and you need to be accompanied by no less than two Security Officers at all times.
RA: But...
Scotty: However, I know of your hobbies, and I'm sure both the cook, and the crew's morale, could use your help. Perhaps some cookies? You may use the kitchens if you wish. In the mean time, I need to see these 'spiders.' Sulu! You have the bridge. I want control back the second these hackers are done, and then I want our teams analyzing the hackers work. I don't trust hackers.
Just noticed the new chapter! It's hilarious.
Though I only got four lines. (closest to pouty face I could find.)
Me: That was cool… very cool…
Dalek Antares: Why didn't we get any lines?
Me: That's a good question… RAZOR! Y THEY NO GET LINES? They could've backed up in the chorus!
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Hugh, listening to the conversation on the bridge because RA put the ball-cup down on top of the communications console, opening a channel to BRP and BS, lets BRP speak through the channel.
BRP: Guys, Hugh can hack anything mechanical. I believe that it would be a good idea if such a thing was attempted on these spiders. You never know when an army of suicide arachnids may come in useful.
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Dude! I took the time to even put in a reply tag to you, and you don't even bother with the flashback?
How rude!
* this happens after the flashback, or, if greyrebl does nothing with it, it happens anyway, assuming you approve it.*
-Pinkie's Party-
Kirk: ... and so I 'learned' the lesson of speciesism from a talking, fighting buffalo.
GF: That's deep bro. *a few moments of silence* I just noticed, isn't that the human that we came down to help in the first place?
*points to Jason*
Spock: Him being the only human in the vicinity marks him as the logical choice.
GF: LET'S GO TALK TO HM!
*walks off towards Jason*
McCoy: This won't end well. Gordon! Get back here.
*the rest of the away team follow Gordon*
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BS: Suicide Spiders? Save a few for me; I wanna see how they tick! Anyways, onwards and upwards!
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Oh, I'm sorry. Although, I didn't seem to get the darn notification for it... Plus, I didn't get the notification for this one reply either. Weird. And I'm a bit too used to BRP and GS using Nana for their conversations without my input. Eh, I'm making excuses. Sorry about that anyways. Let me make it up to you.
Sidestory:
*flash back*
Braeburn: Er, Little Strongheart? Are we goin' in or not?
Little Strongheart: That stallion just called me an "animal"!
Braeburn: Ah'm sure he is one of those ponies from remote places who know nothin'. He prob' didn't meant it.
Little Strongheart: Oh I'm sure your sure, but I'm going to teach him some MANNERS.
*In a blink of an eye, she ran up to him and jumped, contract her hind legs, and extend her kicking leg as she twisted in mid-air. It was spot on as her hoof sunk deep into Kirk's eye. Deep. He FLEW. The stallion skid through the ground a few feet. The pain didn't come to him, but he laid there wondering what just happened.*
LS: Racist!
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Kirk: *sits for a minute on the ground* Ow.... * a moment further* Right, my turn. *attempts to double fist punch her, but Breaburn rams him to the side.*
Breaburn: That's MAH girl! Keep your hooves of her.
Spock: Captain, it is illogical to continue this. I suggest ceasing immediately.
Kirk: Aw, hell no. *races to attack them again*
(There will only be a few superficial injuries above Kirk's bruised eye, keep that in mind)
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Braeburn: Ya really had to do that Strongheart?! Now we are both in trouble.
Little Strongheart: Appaloosa before didn't treat us right before and even then they had good reasons, but THIS isn't acceptable!
BB: But—
LS: He's coming!
*Strongheart side step Kirk's charge and attempt to jab him in the head, but he is ready this time. He block the hoof and push it aside, following it up with a punch toward the face. She lean and step backwards and let it pass to the side of her head. Right when the hoof retract away, she jabbed Kirks forehead, flinching him, and hop to the side to prepare to power slam him with her fore hooves.*
You love action? I do.
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Spock: CAPTAIN! I highly suggest you desist in your-
*Kirk ignores Spock, running back into the fray. It pretty much dissolves into one of those cartoony dust clouds with hooves or a head sometimes sticking out*
*A moment later the cloud settles and it shows LS and BB above Kirk*
Kirk: Look, as much as I am into the ladies, I ask for at least a nice date before we get to this point.
LS *disgusted and blushing*: Why you....
(I'm not certain what BB's response would be, so I'm passing it here. This is close to the end, and I got one more thing to add before I finish it. IDK if you got any more. Go ahead and put in LS's whole schpeil in now.)
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LS: You are SO dead!
*Braeburn pulled her back by her tail before she could continue*
BB: Shhrong Hearf, fhis fright ish over!
LS: No way! He's not going to get away with it!
???: Braeburn?
BB: *Looks to the side and his jaw loosen in surprise* AJ?!
*With Braeburn distracted at that moment, Strongheart rush back in. Kirk stood at a fighting stance, ready. And, beginning round two, the angry buffalo did the first punch.*
LS: You racist little scum! You've insulted my heritage, and now you tell me THAT?!
She was fast and furious. It was hard for Kirk to counter and block without leaving himself open, even then, her strikes overpowered his attempts to protect himself. He was nicked several times on the face, and his arms are getting tired from the blows, eventually though, he saw an opportunity and he took it.*
BB: Strongheart!
*Kirk smirked smugly when he made a solid hit, but it was wiped from his face and turned into a grimace as Strongheart endured it and did an upper cut to the jaw. She followed a second hit with a chop to the head. It connect. Kirk held up his arms to his side to block the third, but Strongheart saw this in foresight and jinxed him, moving her hoof away and kept his eyes on it all the while keeping her momentum. She used her other hoof on his blindside and aimed for the growing black eye on his swollen face. When it connect, she sticked to it and DRIVED her strength into it.
The spaceman practically turned around and almost fell to the ground as his legs were staggering. She rectified this by performing a curb stomp on to the back of his head, eager to dig him to the ground.
She stood their with her hooves still on him for minute*
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LS: NOW do you get that you don't get all high and mighty over us buffalo?!?!
Kirk: Ugghhh.... *bucks LS off of him, before staggering to his feet*
LS:*smacks Kirk to the ground, getting ready to pummel him some more*
Spock: *Sighs, walks over and Vulcan neck pinches LS. She promptly collapses* Captain, it's best we leave now. It seems your 'charms,' as you call them, did not work.
Kirk: Yeah, you're right.
*they walk away*
*cue end flashback, which was written previously*
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LS: Grr... Why can't I move?
BB: Woah! How did he—
AJ: Mind explainin' ta me what's just happened?
LS: THAT stallion who just left called me an animal! *Her eyes tears up in frustration
AJ: *in a soft, sympathetic voice* Ah get you were upset about you insecurities, being outside of ya tribe, but ya should know better than to not cause commotion. C'mon, there's a party from Pinkie about to start, Ahm sure it'll make ya feel a little better.
BB: 'Sides, I hear Pinkies parties are the best!
LS: *sigh* Okay... But I need a little help, I can't move for some reason.
BB: Ah think he pulled a pressure point on your spinal cord. Scary thing, it is. Help me carry her other side, AJ.
AJ: Okay.
*end of flash back*
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Well, that was fun.
Now I need to figure out how to do Jason.
As in, how to write Jason.... And how he would respond to things. Ugghhh.....
I honestly have no idea how to do it.....
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