Part 2 of the epic story: Wake up. See this. What do? The adventures of the human Jason Morgan continue as he takes on the most dangerous adversary Equestria has ever seen by far, and as always, the question remains. What do you do?
Updates will resume this week. When? Whenever I feel like it.
Good to see you all again.
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Well, since we're all prepped for continuing this story... let's roll
Make it rain chocolate!
Time to get back to reviewing my Latin!
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I wonder if Wonka and Discord ever hung out? Discord makes chocolate clouds, and Wonka made a chocolate river.
2918711 Discord can make chocolate clouds? We need more Discord!
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oops, typo.
Clouds that produce chocolate.
Though I suppose he could make chocolate clouds.
By some miracle, the VERY country part of where I'm from has internet. It seems that Luck wants me to go on with the story, in or not in the other side of the world, except my internet is limited (a maximum of 4 hours). Only big unfortunate thing is that I'm missing my MP3 player (100's of my favorite pony songs damn it!) and my Mom is missing her phone. My mom said stolen, while I said lost. Enough of that, let's test my sanity levels!
James: Jared, have you seen my wristwatch?
Jared: No I haven't seen your wristwatch, James. Did you look inside the red bag?
James: Jared, the red bag was smashed by a rhino last week; didn't you remember?
Jared: No, because I was busy trying to sell my uncle's father's son's favorite golden monkey wrench to some Australian guy who loves buying crates, thinking that they have hat's in them, who threatened me with a sniper rifle.
James: You were threatened for your life?! Why didn't you call for help?!
Jared: He had a machete! And you god damn well how I FEAR machete's! I don't want someone getting decapicated by that thing! He even had a pet PONY!
James: Woahwoahwoah- back up there, back up. A pony? You can't be serious...
Jared: Yeah! It even looked like it was ripped out of a cartoon! It also looked exactly like it's owner, like a ponified person!
James: I'm pretty none of what you said even happened, even if a rhino actually did wreck our stuff last week.
Jared: I'm not just being crazy! I know what I saw! You're just jealous of my creativity these days!
James: Sometimes, Jared, of all the things we do, you had to be the least sane. And can you stop yelling? You're scarying the indian natives.
Jared: In the African world, yelling is essential to intimidating predators! Isn't that right ya skin-tanned maggots?
Indians: 'Ay.
Jared: See, James? They agree with me, even though they're afraid of me! I'm perfectly sane!
James: Oh god help me. Okay, forget the watch, this conversation, and about ponies; We're moving on.
Jared: I swear upon my favorite teddy bear, I know I was threatened for my life and saw a cartoony pony!
James: I'm going to smack with my iPad mini if you don't shut up!
...Meh. Not exactly R.A material, but doing this is enough to get me pumped. Oh, and welcome back 2918007, you had been absent for a few chapters.
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Umm, there are no Indians in Africa.
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Sanity test, my friend.
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You failed your roll. You got a two. So you are officially, irrefutably, mersmerisingly, clinically insane in the membrane.
Come, sing with me:
2920401 Family trip... I'm going to a week-long summer camp first of August so... yeah. This will be short.
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...Can I bring my imaginary friend, James, with me? I heard the Asylum is where every insane person get's tell to GREAT stories! James could tell all of his silly tales to all the patients.
James: I'm not insane, and I'm real!
That's what you believe! *Smacks with my broken calculator*
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As long as he takes his pills. Now, would you like the red pill, or the blue pill?
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Red pill. Because blue pill ryhmes with Police Bill, and I hate Police Bill!
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Hmm... I would have gone for the purple one, but ah well. Here's your pill.
*hands you a pill, which you take. You turn into a Squirrel and James disappears. You act like a squirrel now*
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It's a dream come true! Now I shall begin my quest to find the Acorn Twilight of Valhalla to save mistress Fluttershy! For the Squirrel Republic! But I must bring guns! Yes! Lot's of guns! I should bring leaf offerings so the god of war will send me the military graded ones! And the boomstick goddess will bless with all their sharp brooms! It would be wonderful! The ninja squirrel meta has nothing against me! When I succeed, there will be a balloon party! They'll be cake pastries, cupcakes, and twists and twisted and types of candies! Balloons, obviously! And then I will kidnap the Sonic Rainboomer and use it's powers so I'll gain the ability of flight! It would Fabulous! And to celebrate for this sudden spark of genious, I shall get a new hair style! The Solid Snake of Fashion demands it! Once I am done, I will be trained under the sacred order of the Nature Shinobi. It would be so random that I'll dance for everyone's amusement! BWHAHAHHAAHAHA- *Foam forms in mouth. I'm now a rabid squirrel!*
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*pulls out a SPAS-12 8-load shotgun and blows your head off*
ALRIGHT YOU PRIMITIVE JARHEADS!
*I scream at the room of students around me.
THIS... IS MY BOOMSTICK!
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And that's how I came up with my Avatar.
Audience:... That's stupid.
It was suppose to be. Anyways, I'll be busy playing war squirrel with my doctor.
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R.A.: *is currently playing pong by himself against the computer with the computer winning 50-0 while on easy mode* ............. *loses to the computer again* ........
*Five minutes later the computer is now in pieces on a desk*
2921359 Anonymous, anonymous... won't you ever learn? Pong is played using the ARROW keys, not AWSD!
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Hello everybody. Glad to see you all again and how was your week long vaca-
*is suddenly kicked in the face by R.A.*
R.A.: About time you asswipes got back! While you guys were away I was busy getting my plans set into motion to attain my very own work of fanfiction! *fireworks begin exploding behind him while he strikes a manly pose* It will be the next biggest thing since sliced bread!
Uh actually R.A. isn't it our idea and why do you now tell this to them now? Don't you think that is a bit premature? The fanfiction is still in development with no telling if we will choose to finish it or not. In fact its not really a story about you, its just you heading to a world of a different story world.
R.A.: Of coarse not! I have a feeling that this piece of fanfiction won't possibly fail!
...Famous last words, but seriously why tell them now?
R.A.: .............Because I fucking can!
......Right. *turns towards you guys* Again glad to see you all and now if you'll excuse me I have to find a bag of ice to reduce the swelling.
2921434 You've earned an Excalibur.
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It's nice for the gang to be together. Only person missing is BRP.
And then I check my account and what do I find?
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Glad to know that some things never change, especially the good things.
Btw, R.A. was using the arrow keys, the problem was the HAI lite was the computer that you were playing against. That would probably explain the laser noises/how you managed to die. Check on the other hackers by the way, the HAI was recording the games and showing them. I understand that they had a good laugh about it. The HAI has also informed me that they mentioned something about "only a girl is that bad at video games" to which another replied "Shut up!" It might be important.
Grey Rebl, worry not about your sanity, the walls are telling me that you are perfectly sane and the fourteen pastel coloured spiders can vouch for them as character witnesses. The applefish (a fish that has all of the properties of an apple, including the legs and general demeanor of being an asshole) has assured me that the walls and spiders can be trusted. In view of all of this evidence, I can clearly state that the sky is green and that you are 100% sane.
Gordon Freebrony...just stay exactly as you are, we wouldn't have you any other way. No showering, no changing clothes...you are perfect.
Swimming Dalek...WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! On another note, It is good to see you again. I wish that you could retain your internet during your summer camps, but that sounds unlikely. As such, I gift to you a five foot long pocket knife. It will come in handy. For witling. Trust me. And my walls.
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But I already cut the ponytail before you posted this........
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Also, I should announce that I will be gone for the next week and a half at the Pennsic War (very awesome camping event put on by the SCA [www.sca.org] and what not. One of my stories even slightly describes it, but not very well) with next to no access to internet. I've already told Razorthe(slightlyless)Awesome(thanme). He will keep my character alive, but if any of you need the Enterprise while in space, feel free to use her and her crew (as long as Razor is fine with it) just keep them in character. And PM eachother before doing so so that the Enterprise is not doing three separate tasks in three different locations at the same time.
I should be leaving later today.
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R.A.: Can I drive the Enterprise then!? CAN I, CAN I, CAN I!!!!!???? *begins jumping up and down sporadically*
... *silently shakes my head to you signaling that R.A.'s request is a horrible idea. A HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE IDEA.*
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Enjoy yourself. I bestow upon you a 5 foot pocket knife for the use of witling and surreptitious nose picking.
*looks at site*
It comes with an anvil and siege tower attachment. All good middle age people had to know their siege craft and smithing.
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For twelve seconds only.
(Razor, none of this is actually happening. It's just in fun. And I'm just reinforcing the idea here)
Can I be in the side story?
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But I need a forge......
Also five feet would make it a two handed 'pocket knife.' Unless you're Scottish...
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English, but we had some fairly big swords too.
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The hand-and-a-half longsword is only three feet. Anything above that is two handed, from greatswords to claymores.
I know my medieval stuff...
Also, I'm leaving in the morning.
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Three feet is fairly big for a sword. Not the biggest though. I have seen a katana (only technically. It was the right style and to scale for a normal katana.) that was taller than me and I'm 6 feet tall.
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Wasn't a katana. Nor was it English. It most likely fits into the same catagory-ish as what is known as a 'pole-arm.' It would be used in the second or third rank of an army.
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It was a Japanese six foot long katana style sword. It was built to scale. It looked like something that sephiroph would wave around and I thought that someone had made a steel replica as opposed to more conventional cosplay materials.
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Wait. Then it wasn't a 'pole arm' type weapon. It was someone making a huge ass sword for the hell of it. Maybe Fenthic wanted a weapon?
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Entirely possible, but it was sitting in a shop that I visit frequently and was there for a while. It was really cool though.
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And my reference soared over your head.
Welcome back.
I have been waiting for you.
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You can give your character's description so we could judge wether or not you could join. Perferably PM us, and then we will discuss it. But I suggest doing so to the people who are more free or out of vacation, like Registered Anonymous, Broniesrponies, or Razor. Maybe GordonFreebrony, since he still haven't went.
On another note: Summer, slow the fuck down!
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yeah...
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Fenthic....
Fenthic the Giant? Ever heard of him?
Fought the Dred Pirate Roberts?
Impersonated the Dred Pirate Roberts?
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No, I haven't but it sounds interesting. I will be certain to check up on it.
Apparently its not letting me comment. I just got this message saying "stop right there criminal scum!" I am not sure what to say to that except my comment that I was trying to post...
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I am sorry (not) Inigo Montoya, but I am your father, prepare for cupcakes to be baked (not "Cupcakes" cupcakes...proper cupcakes) and decorated to commemorate our reunion!
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My name is (not) Inigo Montoya. You
killed my fatherruined my faith in humanity. Prepare to die.2927441
I am sorry (not) Inigo Montoya, but I am your father, prepare for cupcakes to be baked (not "Cupcakes" cupcakes...proper cupcakes) and decorated to commemorate our reunion!
Or apparently I can comment. Now I'm really confused
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This is Inconceivable. Alright. We will settle this with a battle of wills. I will pour us two glasses of wine and put Iocane powder (an ordorless, tasteless, DEADLY poison) in one of them. I will place one in front of me and one in front of you. You choose which to drink and I will drink the other. The victor is the one who survives!
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I know this trick. I will drink out of the glass in front of me (after switching them fourteen times while distracting you with bird watching and figuring that you would have thought of that and calculated that you would have poisoned the glass that would end up in front of me so I would drink from your glass but you would have thought of that as well...
2 hours later...
I drink from the glass in front of me. As you drink from yours.
You: you should be dead momentarily.
Me: I am afraid not, I recently spent some time dosing myself with the antidote to locane powder in anticipation of just such a challenge. No, I am afraid that you will be the one to die, for while I distracted you with that chickadee, I poured wine between the two glasses, ensuring that both were poisoned. You have just drunk of the deadly locane powder.