Future Progressive: The Speedfics and Drabbles of Present Perfect

by PresentPerfect

The Shortest Breakup Fic Ever

"I'm, like, really feeling the love radiating from your aura right now."

"...I like rocks."

Author's Note:

I dunno.

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Comments

[Noble Cause]

MaudHugger? could be a contender for cutest up there with Foudubulbe's Maudixie...

[PresentPerfect]

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Okay, so the train of thought went like this:

>see "Blueweed" in random group thread title
>immediately think "must mean Blueblood x Tree Embrace"
>realize that's stupid and would never work
>"Might as well ship her with Maud! I hate them both!"
>I don't actually hate them butyougetwhatImean

[Bad Horse]

I thought you wrote this one:
Twilight sighed. "I wish this night could last forever, Luna!"

[FloydienSlip]

11/10 fimfic can close

[Greenhat]

6057459 I was under the impression that that was Skywriter?

[Derpator]

I threw away a 50,000 word fic as soon as I read this. There is no possible way that could compete with this piece of genius. I mean, words can't even describe how much I loved this story. The characters were perfect representations to who they are on the show, their dialogue was very, very believable, and the pacing – oh man, the pacing was just brilliant! It didn't linger on too much like a dragging ball and chain, and it wasn't something really quick to digest, either, sort of how I get through ice cream. I was intrigued right until the very end. As always, a lovely piece. This shows the many qualities and talent you have as a writer, with prose, characters, and a story for people to read and enjoy. And you nailed it right on the head here in every department. I would favourite this, but I feel like I'd be jumping on a bandwagon.

Thank you, PP, for opening my eyes and allowing me to see the light before I made the mistake of releasing my poison into the world. This is one of the many reasons I love and respect you. Keep writing, you crazy horse.

[Cloudhammer]

A masterpiece

[Noble Cause]

6057440

It's still funny!

[Bad Horse]

6057502 Yeah, I think you're right.

[Protopony350]

"I want to break up!" Said Tirek.

I made one shorter now your title is a lie ok bye.

[UseFistNotMouth]

Wait sugar... yer a girl?

Uh... yeah?

[Walabio]

¿Are these OCs in an AU? I cannot figure out who these ponies are.

¡Just kidding!

It is so obviously Miss Treehugger and Miss Maud Pie at the GGG. It only takes a 3-word sentence with a pronoun verb and object for identifying Miss Maud Pie.

[Telaros]

Did they really break up? Or did Tree Hugger and Maud just proceed to get stoned together?

[FanOfMostEverything]

"But... your heart chakra is, like, absolutely glowing with love for all things."
"That's Boulder. He's in my pocket."
"Whoa."

[The Ponytrician]

"No, Tree Hugger, I like getting stones," said Maud.

Same ship sank with a 40% improvement in efficiency. You're welcome.

[Trick Question]

This is great.

It would be better without the author's note backpedalling on the idea. I would also remove putting the title and author name in the story itself.

[Loganberry]

"Shiny! Don't chuck me!"

[Super Trampoline]

"So, uh, my girlfriend's on the moon..."

[Admiral Biscuit]

6057874
"Ponies change, Pinkie. Why, Ah used ta be a stallion."

6058904
I can do it in three, and you'll know who both ponies are:

"Um . . . will--"
"Nnnnnnope."

[Leonzilla]

I don't even!

~Leonzilla

[Admiral Biscuit]

6057440
Well, I just published a three word breakup fic. Ball's back in your court.

[Super Trampoline]

6195056 Bouncy Bounce goes the ball!

6057440

[Regidar]

it's shit

[Cursed Quill]

6179865
Twilight, too, might stammer when asking somepony out. I one-down thee:
"Darling—"
"Nnnope."