2661437 Yeah, she's batting for the other team. Most likely Rainbow Dash or Rarity, because Lord knows we simply COULDN'T ship a member of the main six with ANYONE besides another main six. I mean, what's next, one of them NOT being a lesbian?!
You know, judging by the way Applejack is talking, it almost sounds like she fancies the fillies, not the colts. Also, the way you have Zecora teasing Big Mac is both hilarious and seductive. I have feeling this dynamic will make for some excellent drama and pathos!
2712692 I've seen worse rhymes on the back ends of mules Seeing your post only gives me more fuel For a rhyming bonanza the likes you've not seen Now sit back and watch, you hormonal pre-teen.
Leave poems to those who can get them done right. Like the actions of Mac and Zecora all night.
The couplets and rhymes within this great story Has made more than one young man at home horny.
The young man in question, our mild-mannered Mac Seems all too set to have a heart attack.
The beauty, Zecora, had best learn right quick That just being near her makes him quite thick-
-In his head, in his speech, as his thoughts become muddled His eyes travel places; his composure befuddled.
And just when you think he'll fly over the brink She leaps into action and on him she sinks.
So let all my words teach a lesson to those Who try hard, yet fail to speak in good prose:
If you're thoughtful and kind, and play your cards right You're nearly assured one hell of a night!
Woah...I'm the first to view this chapter
Another great chapter. Wonder which guy Applejacks with.
great chapter as usual
So Applejack is a bit confused? Hmm....
He better tell AJ or this story will probably take a turn for the worse.
I'm really curious about what she was going to say...
Very nice :) keep the chapters coming
Applejack likes the ladies! I get it!
OHHHHHHHHH get some mac-y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2661879 Probaly nothing about her sexual orientation at all.
Now, let's see what happens next.
2661437 Not a guy
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2661437
Yeah, she's batting for the other team. Most likely Rainbow Dash or Rarity, because Lord knows we simply COULDN'T ship a member of the main six with ANYONE besides another main six. I mean, what's next, one of them NOT being a lesbian?!
2663552>>2661894>>2663161
Oh ye of little faith.
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Oh?
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2663587 now you made me doubt, maybe she is not batting for anyone, maybe she is maybe se likes animals and is going to get winona!!!!!
2663552>>2663161
My interest will be lost if that happens. I'm not kidding.
2665166 Agreed, I'll completely switch off if that happens
2665166>>2665746
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Welp, time for us to write a chapter where she's in a lesbian orgy with the other mane characters simply out of spite.
2665913 NO!
2663552 Isn't that the mane six?
Nice chapter. I'm really enjoying the descriptions of each character and Zecora's character is quite good. Looking forward to future chapters.
This story is very enjoyable. Keep up the good work my friend!
You know, judging by the way Applejack is talking, it almost sounds like she fancies the fillies, not the colts. Also, the way you have Zecora teasing Big Mac is both hilarious and seductive. I have feeling this dynamic will make for some excellent drama and pathos!
Welp. This should be good.
Right to the humor/romance without distractions
I'll gladly wait for Mac and Zecora's actions
>> BronieFreak23 You didnt
2697525 Here's one worse.
This story itself is very intriguing.
For that alone I'll keep reading.
2712692
I've seen worse rhymes on the back ends of mules
Seeing your post only gives me more fuel
For a rhyming bonanza the likes you've not seen
Now sit back and watch, you hormonal pre-teen.
Leave poems to those who can get them done right.
Like the actions of Mac and Zecora all night.
The couplets and rhymes within this great story
Has made more than one young man at home horny.
The young man in question, our mild-mannered Mac
Seems all too set to have a heart attack.
The beauty, Zecora, had best learn right quick
That just being near her makes him quite thick-
-In his head, in his speech, as his thoughts become muddled
His eyes travel places; his composure befuddled.
And just when you think he'll fly over the brink
She leaps into action and on him she sinks.
So let all my words teach a lesson to those
Who try hard, yet fail to speak in good prose:
If you're thoughtful and kind, and play your cards right
You're nearly assured one hell of a night!
*drops microphone*
*leaves the stage*
3039179 Damn man!
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3039179
Roses are red
Violets are blue
This poem doesn't rhyme
Wait, yes it does, ha ha fuck you.
Good job, by the way.
The best seat in the barn.