Simon and Nick have just earned thousands doing god knows what for a strange man with a spotlight fetish and now they need something to spend it on, like any rich british men they invest it in a dimension crossing device. When said device is finished, they are picked for the first to cross into the unknown world, but things bugger up during the travel and they're stuck in this god forsaken reality until HQ stop smoking weed and get up off their fat arses to develop a way back. Will Simon and Nick ever return back to there world? Will they stop the solar empire and new lunar republic war from tearing equestria apart? Will simon get a date with celestia? Will Nick stop this gay purple dragon from repetitively humping his leg? Wait that last one never happens? Ok well this is still gonna KICK ASS!