Seriously folks. Blame Regidar.

Sure, blame me
THEY ALWAYS DO

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2570363 Oh, I'll blame you, alright:

Regidar caused 9/11.

Regidar is the reason adults can't see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Regidar inspired the guy in The World's Most One-Sided Fistfights who robs the baby of its candy to do so.
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Regidar made me write this list about him.

I'm scared that this will turn out to be a massive trollfic (although Regidar's Mother's Day fic was a very light instance of such a fic since he actually bothered to write a decent scene in it).

I will put on my read-later list, but you better not play it for laughs too much, because...

This actually sounds really hot.

No judgey.

Oh shit. This is going to be necrophilia, is it?

IS IT?!

Sorry, no thanks.

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write a decent scene

Riiiight

The things implied in this chapter have left me both horrified and intrigued, please continue.

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Maaaaaaaaybe?

Don't worry - just uhm... you might wanna skip a portion of Chapter 5.... The rest of the story will be sweet, sweet Mommy/offspring lovin's.

Indeed, I'm working on getting Chapter 2 put together as we speak, and there's not a corpse in sight! The forecast calls for a 0% chance of dead ponies for the next several chapters, and we all know that Dashie is dedicated to making the forecast work!

I'm not sure what to think. The Big Mac part makes no sense and the fact that you're turning this trollfic into a multi-chapter fic stretching far beyond the holiday that inspired it is very confusing. I don't know what your intention is.

This should be quite interesting.

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Well, that part will come to make sense later (entirely too much of it).

As for what my intentions are... it wasn't actually intended to be a troll fic, in that I'm not writing it with the intent of pissing anypony off. I started writing it as an exercise in Mother's Day themed clop about half-a-week before the day, which is why it's stretching on past the holiday (though I plan to be more timely with the Father's Day one), and it's still pretty much clop.

With the added twist of trying to write a scene that's beyond *almost* anything I've done before (don't ask - just... don't ask), mostly as an exercise in seeing if I can do it justice. The comedy will be mostly in the scenes in between; the scenes at the end will be (hopefully) more on the dark/psychological end of things.

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Having it make sense... I'm actually curious about that. Because it just feels random. The equivalent of "The Noodle Incident."

I suppose I'll never understand the "Well, i'll write twelve chapters on Twilight raping and murdering her friends because I have to know if I can." It feels... unusual. But that's just me. I don't get that drive. I've seen preggo Pinkie drowned, so "exploration" is practically anathema to me.

I understand I suppose but I'm not one of those strange "incest" people. It feels creepy and antisocial. But it must be very popular. A lot of folks like to see it, which says a lot about the internet.

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Actually, it says more about social drives in general, the way I see it.

As the saying goes - "Incest is hot... as long as it's with somebody ELSE'S family."

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Maybe it's just that my family is not good looking. And the Westermaark effect. Either way, there ya go.