[WARNING: Contains ear scratching, hugs, and blushing cheeks] Anonymous is sent to jail for his most heinous crimes of first degree meanness, there he finds doing a few favours for those around him will allow him to live a comfortable
Your best friend, and crush, Applejack invites you to join her & her family to go with them to the Apple Family Reunion. Can you keep your feelings to yourself? Or... maybe you shouldn't. Maybe it's finally time to admit your true feelings.
Your good friend Princess Twilight Sparkle misunderstood the fine print. Now, she and the rest of your friends are desperate to stop you from doing something really, really funny.
You meet a pony in a bar and talk about how on earth they get anything done with their hooves, and how they get anything done with their hooves on Earth. And maybe you flirt a little. Okay, a lot.
While getting adjusted to your new life in Equestria, you take it upon yourself to learn how to use magic. As it turns out, this is harder than it sounds, especially considering you're a human.
Being married to the ex-princess of the sun tends to get you involved in strange antics. Like, all the time. Frankly, you wouldn't trade it for the world.
Can you put a price on happiness? What are you willing to risk to find true love? What is that alien doing over there with all those pizza boxes? (RGRE) {This story has two versions, the last chapter is the first person version.}
Anon is tired of the hectic day-to-day of living amongst the ponyfolk and decides to purchase some land in the Everfree to have some peace and quiet all by his lonesome. How much land you ask? All of it
When you were growing up as the only human in the Equestria you knew you were different. With your canine fangs and being an omnivore, you gave up on having friends. Until one alicorn change it all.
Life living inside the Changeling hive is honestly pretty baller. Everyone keeps to themselves. You get to 'hang out' with the Changeling Queen. But when you get scolded for cleaning your belly-button lint in public, you learn something special.
The spotlight is on you. The town of Ponyville rallies around one day a year that you get to call your birthday. Except, you are ensuring that a certain Pink Pony will never know when your birthday is. Not demanding attention is good, right?
What if one day you woke up suddenly drowning? The only saving grace you had was a multitude of pink limbs pulling you out and the next thing you knew was that you’re surrounded by Pinkie clones... and that you were one of them.
Song and magic are two parts of the same whole in Equestria. When Rose saw Anon, it was love at first sight, and as if to shake any doubt, she heard their song. It was the happiest moment of her life. Until she realized he couldn't hear it.
2nd point of view on living as a fat pony. Being a spoiled unicorn named Lyra Heartstrings. Living alone with a lot of weight piled on one pony can really do a lot when you have to do stuff yourself and your feeder isn't home.
Sweet Biscuit may or may not have a slight cookie addiction. She also may or may not break into Anon’s house to steal his cookie jar. Again. Or maybe it’s just because she misses him.
When the shy pegasus, Fluttershy, finally gives up hope on winning your heart, you should be overjoyed. However, when a new human arrives in Ponyville, you can't help but find yourself feeling jealous.
Hearts and Hooves day. A day filled with joyous love and crushing pain as Fleur De Lis sobs away. Dusk Shine's kind gesture opens her heart to him. Will this allow them to become friends or something much more?
There comes a time in every earth pony mare's life, when they just feel like digging a hole and sitting in it. Anon doesn't really get it, but decides to keep Pinkie Pie company during this trying time. (RGRE)
Look, you love Pipp. You really do. You just wish that after being sent to another world where magic is real and fantastical creatures are a normal occurrence, you didn't have to worry about keeping up with influencers.
Anon is pulled into Equestria by a long-lost artifact belonging to Discord. Without the ability to speak or write clearly after being transported, Anon is placed in Fluttershy's care.
"We apologize for discriminating you choosing Chrysalis out of us, Anon. I hope you're not hurt because of our harshness towards her. You can be together for as long as, hang on! What are you doing with that ring?!"
Rainbow Dash has always wanted to meet an alien. Would they be cool? Would they be fast? Would they be a deadly invader for her to heroically defend Equestria from? The possibilities are endless! Unfortunately, all she got was you.