After a hard day's work in the apple orchard, Applejack likes to relax with a good book. This time, she's ditched the adventure stories for something altogether more profound. It's a good job she has Twilight to talk to.

Partly inspired by a (sadly now-deleted) comment of JohnPerry's.

Now has a reading by... er... me!

Review: Present Perfect

Cover image: background is a cropped screenshot from "Bats!"; hat adapted from this resource (CC by-sa 3.0) by ZuTheSkunk.

Larry the Cable Guy, Jeff Foxworthy, and Bill Engvall are just three good ole boys who are trying to have a good time at the Grand Equestria Pony Summit. However, all that could change when Spike asks them for their help. This fanfiction is a retelling of the MLP episode, “Princess Spike.”

A simple walk through the park leads to an interesting conversation about Celestia and Luna's future.

Special thanks to Crow

The Ponyville Medical Society is trying to get Grumpy Goat in legal trouble to avoid paying a large slander and libel judgment. They have sent him patients with obvious medical conditions that it is not legal for him to treat.
Grumpy seeks to collect his gold, help the sick ponies AND get even with the Medical Society all at once.

Swift Wings is a pony who thought he’d finally made it in life. He had a dream, ambition, and he was going to make something of himself. Make his parents proud. But life is a delicate thing, one wrong tap and down fall the dominos.

What happens when Swift has old wounds open, and nobody to turn to?

Nights spent chugging liquor shows he sure doesn’t know.

T for language and themes

Based on Shakespeare's Romeo and Juilet and inspired by the 'Reflections' arc from the IDW comics. When remembering her lost love, Celestia is gifted with a dream by her sister allowing her to be part of a story involving two star-cross lovers that are between a war of evil verses good.

Featherweight is just your average horny teenager whose daily routines includes stalking Diamond Tiara and sneaking into her backyard at night. Unable to hide his feelings any longer, he finds a way to grab her attention and win her heart.

Applejack and Big Mac need to pay off the barn's new roof, but Apple Bloom simply is no good when it comes to salesponyship. When Trixie offers Apple Bloom a chance to enroll in a school to learn the art of winning the crowd, the fillie jumps at the chance. While Apple Bloom learns the tricks of twisting words, Applejack and Big Mac go on a trip to prove who the best speaker in Equestria was.

If you haven't read Aristophanes, you probably should.

It's a normal day in Ponyville, and Fluttershy decides to visit Sweet Apple Acres to get some apples for a dish for Angel Bunny. Little does she know that something horrible is in that apple.

This story is a sequel to The Misdemeanor Private Detective Agency

Six months after our breakthrough case at The Misdemeanour Private Detective Agency, and I - Nocturne - was ready for a well-earned break.
Disappointingly, with a royal summons to attend the first Dragon Treaty, a couple of ponies I wish I'd never met, and a theft that could cost everypony their lives, it seemed that my break would have to wait. But then, perhaps I shouldn't have chosen a career in detective work.

Reading the previous story is not required to understand this one. Feel free to take a look at it if you want, though.