…And I'm Still Fucking Fuming!

Okay, this blog post is for anyone who's added Friends With Benefits to thier favorites in recent weeks:

1.) No, the series is not in haitus.
2.) It very nearly was, even though I was slowly but surely adding onto it.
3.) Due to a series of technological mishaps (read: broken computers!) I've had trouble actually writing anything for any story I have currently ongoing.

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The Arcane Empire of Terra
Pivot Location Guide

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In the arcane arsenal of The Grand Archmage, therein lies six powerful curses, often called The Deadly/Lethal Casts. Very few mages can cast these, as it requires a high concentration of mana and mental focus to even begin casting them. The stain they leave on the caster is also considerable, often leaving scars or removing limbs during a successful cast. These spells are thus reserved for The Grand Archmage because of their potency and destructive power. Behold the following list, detailing

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Lost in His Own World

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Surprise! It's Not a Self Insert!

The last week or so, I've seen some interesting new readers to Friends With Benefits. I am slowly but surely working on the next chapter, but the Muses have taken a holiday somewhere in Majorca or somewhere adjacent. When they're coming back is up for debate. Given some of the comments I've been getting as of late, I decided to share some of what inspired me to write this story. And yes, it's not a self insert.

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Slow Steady Wins The Race but Maker-Fuck-Me-Roughly, It Is Tedious As All Get Get Out

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Let Me Count The Ways…

(Inspired By Andrew Joshua Talon's Hands and associated blogs.)

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Time To Define Some Things

I've had some new readers to Friends With Benefits and after I saw an article on Tumblr about things one should consider about making a magic system. I did a quick copypasta of that, so that new readers can get a better grip on how Steve works The Magicks! Also, I plan on having a AMA on 10/28 (#CAKEANDCANDY!) so come on down with your queries or posers. And now, Deep Magick…

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Or, why I avoid watching television during March Madness…

Seriously, why is that a thing? Why can't I turn on TV, find something to watch without stupid college hoops intruding on everything? I guess I'll playing my current gaming obsession, then. Thank Gearbox for Borderlands 2!

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Please excuse me for my absence. I haven't had a network where Fimfiction hasn't been blocked in a long while. To be perfectly honest, I'm typing this blog entry on a new(ish) smartphone. Anyway, I'm still working on Friends With Benefits. Chapter 42 is finished; I've started work on chapter 43 this weekend. I intend to complete up to Chapter 45 before publishing any updates. Summer Grasses will get updated as soon as I can get FWB updated. All other work will continue shortly afterward,

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Who is the more foolish: The Fool or the Fool who follows him?

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I'm surrounded by Assholes!

I know, I know, it's been FOREVER since Friends With Benefits has been updated. Real life has been handing me my ass with endless hours of Writers Block and infinite trouble with gainful employment. It's getting bad enough that I'm considering setting up a Patreon to support/continue writing FWB.

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For once, I don't have a funny qip to add in here. There must be something wrong with me.

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Theirs but to do & die, Into the valley of Death Rode the six hundred.

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Calling all Editors and Pre-Readers!

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Guess who just had a birthday?

Ten guesses and the first nine don't count.
Ready?
Okay time's up.

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Took my all day to get this sort out…

So, uh, yeah, Friends With Benefits now has a TVTropes page. Check it out!

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This is not the lesson you were looking for…

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♪That's it's a demon. A dancing demon… No, something isn't right there…♫

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A Little More Advanced Planning on my part…

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