Copy Pasted from an ad I got on Facebook. Looks like they know my interests well.

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With my first G5 ship, Triple Length Edition! Sunny Starscout and Alphabittle Blossomforth, or should I say Alpha-DILF-le? He's the hottest G5 character, fite me.

T113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World

• MLP: FiM
• Romance
• Random
• Anthology

Ever wonder just how odd of pairings I and others can come up with and expound in 100 words each? Wonder no more!

• Sex
• OC
• Other
• Mr. Cake
• Main 6
• Flash Sentry

Super Trampoline · 25k words  ·  281  54 · 14k views

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The wacker the better. It’s time to get a classic back up and running. (Legal adults only please. Aged up characters are fine.)

T113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World

• MLP: FiM
• Romance
• Random
• Anthology

Ever wonder just how odd of pairings I and others can come up with and expound in 100 words each? Wonder no more!

• Sex
• OC
• Other
• Mr. Cake
• Main 6
• Flash Sentry

Super Trampoline · 25k words  ·  281  54 · 14k views

OWO 100 WORD CRACKSHIPS ARE BACK BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT'S TEMPEST SHADOW X TWILIGHT VELVET TIME!!!!!!!!!!!
GO READ IT NAO!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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We can all go home now, for what could possibly supersede the beauty of Mr. Krabs x Fleur Dis Lee (Fleur de Lis)?

FimFiction won’t let me save changes to the story metadata anymore because the description is too long, so I’m putting author credits here now:

Guest Characters:
Kuno and Warden by Anonymous Pegasus

Guest Authors:

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With one of my favorite characters, too!

T113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World

• MLP: FiM
• Romance
• Random
• Anthology

Ever wonder just how odd of pairings I and others can come up with and expound in 100 words each? Wonder no more!

• Sex
• OC
• Other
• Mr. Cake
• Main 6
• Flash Sentry

Super Trampoline · 25k words  ·  281  54 · 14k views

So, I haven't been doing the best at writing new material that doesn't suck, and I've lost two followers this week but I did update a good number of my numerous anthologies over the past three days, some of which had gone over two years since last being updated. Maybe someday I update some of my non-anthology stories too! Heh heh heh (muffled crying)

Collections I've updated since the 18th:

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The crack-pairing slashfic you love to hate is back from hiatus!

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Part of being an adult is getting stuff done even when you feel like being the blobbiest of blobs. The sooner and more consistently I learn this, the more productive and satisfying a life I will have. If I take care of myself and my responsibilities, I think the ponyfic will flow easier.

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So here's a 2000 word crack ship I'll probably never get around to exploring.


Fuck I'm totally going to write this aren't I?

That's right, it's time for another guest author week for everypony's least-favorite slashfic compilation, and the only thing I seem to have the energy to actually update these days, https://www.fimfiction.net/story/139257/90-extremely-short-incredibly-horrible-shamelessly-bizarre-slashfics-plus-1-thats-just-plain-insane-not-to-mention-a-character-uprising-a-bomb-threat-a-few-optional-stable-time-loops-a-foalnapping-additionally-saving-the-world . Expect great questionably-romantic drabbles

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Would Spitfire (Or alternately Sibsy's OC Wild Fire)

And Sea Swirl

be called
(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
"Smoke on the Water?"

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That's right, 76 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, and Saving the

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Seventy Four Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, and Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus One That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, and Additionally a

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Also, 4,000 views of my Anthology with the long-ass name. YAY!!! EVERYTHING IS AWESOME!

But seriously, ask me ANYTHING, and I will be obliged to answer it.

This is a great milestone for me. Thank you everyone who has read and enjoyed it, and thank you especially all my guest authors. Thank you for weathering through my bloated story arc in the middle. I promise I have hundreds of more 100 word slashfics still to come! you all!

Forty Eight Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, and Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus One That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, Also a Bomb Threat, With a Few Optional Stable Time

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Hello everypony! Twilight here, with some exciting news! I'd let Super tell you it himself, but he's tied up at the moment, a state which will probably last another week while I interrogate interview him. So without further ado:

We're looking for a few guest authors for guest author week!

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