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  • 5 weeks
    Finally made it to Babscon

    What a long strange trip it's been. This is much harder to do on the fly with a disabled girlfriend than flying solo. Honestly it's a good lesson but yeah I'm here I'm queer and I'm ready to party with my peers and also apparently work at the conop's desk for the next few hours once I get GS electric wheelchair out and charging. As always look for the short fat white guy currently with a beard

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  • 6 weeks
    EDIT: IRL Friend loaned me $10. Gonna make it to Burlingame.Hi this is embarrassing and awkward but I'm not sure I have enough gas money to make it the rest of the way to BABSCon could I borrow like $20 for a few days until I'm able to busk a bi

    Hi this is embarrassing and awkward but I'm not sure I have enough gas money to make it the rest of the way to BABSCon could I borrow like $20 for a few days until I'm able to busk a bit and other fund generation?

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  • 6 weeks
    Starlight 🤝🪁🪁🪁🤝Gazans

    I'm going to try to publish a story about kite flying on the 30th and encourage you to do so as well.

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  • 9 weeks
    BABSCon 2024

    Facebook places who's going to Bay area brownie spectacular convention at the end of the month? It'll be my first pony convention in like 2 years almost cuz finances have been shit and I've been taking care of my disabled girlfriend etc but she is going to be coming with me and going to her first Brony convention since 2013 Equestria LA, when she was harassed a bunch and dealt with a ton of

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  • 11 weeks
    On Death

    I call myself a hopeful agnostic. I vigorously want there to be an afterlife, where there's joy, justice, and fellowship for all God's creatures, great and small. I am unbelievably terrified of the prospect that one day I will cease to exist. And I want so desperately for all entities across space and time who have felt hurt and pain and suffering and helplessness and confusion and fear to feel

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May
8th
2021

Hey Give Me Some Wack-Ass MLP Ships! · 1:33am May 8th, 2021

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I remember seeing Tom x Bloomberg once, and those are no longer the only inanimate objects we can pretend are characters (and then there's Boulder, where we aren't so much pretending as we are fleshing out a weird background not-pony who was never explained in canon).

Sunset Shimmer x Princess Celestia, Fluttershy x Adagio Dazzle, Starlight Glimmer and Joseph Stalin.

Rarity x Bon Bon

Princess Luna x Harry Bear

Petunia Paleo and a fossilized, full-sized horse skeleton.

My all time favourite best worst ship: Zephyr Breeze x Gilda.

Chrysalis x Boulder.

EDIT: Chryssie's log gets VERY jealous.

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Oh god
That would be so toxic. But I can totally picture like an Equestria girls/humanized version where they both go to the same college and just have like this incredibly horrible two month-long fling that ends with him finally figuring out his self-worth and growing a back bone and telling her she’s a huge fucking douche bag. Would be like probably a 20 to 30,000 word drama or dramady.

I have course I’m not going to write that because I struggle to write anything more than 2000 words!

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How many boned puns can I fit into 100 words?

Star Spider x Cranky Doodle's wig

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See now that is fantastic

collab... :(

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Yes please !!!!! Text me (714) 496-3119

Hubert J. Farnsworth x Granysmith. Best love.

Old people need love too.

Starlight Glimmer x Phyllis (I did a short PhyllisxStarlight ship once, and thought it came out pretty good.)

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Did you see the Phyllis Group 5514845 just started?!?!?

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Was talking about the collab I did a rough draft of a few weeks ago. You still have the link?

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Tom x Bloomberg, a.k.a. the idea 2020 ticket for the DNC.


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Why not ponified Karl Marx x Catherine the Great?

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That last ship you mentioned doesn't sound half bad tho

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Is Catherine the Great also ponified in this proposal?

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Depends on how historically accurate you want to be to the anti-Catherine smear campaigns.

Came up with another crazy idea: Snowfall Frost (the Scrooge analogue from the obligatory A Christmas Carol episode) x King Charlatan (a genocidal talking penguin from G1, because cartoons back then tried to steer kids away from drugs by outcompeting them in the crazytime department)

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King Charlatan is only a few letters away from being a Steely Dan song

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