Hey Give Me Some Wack-Ass MLP Ships! · 1:33am May 8th, 2021
The wacker the better. It’s time to get a classic back up and running. (Legal adults only please. Aged up characters are fine.)
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The wacker the better. It’s time to get a classic back up and running. (Legal adults only please. Aged up characters are fine.)
I remember seeing Tom x Bloomberg once, and those are no longer the only inanimate objects we can pretend are characters (and then there's Boulder, where we aren't so much pretending as we are fleshing out a weird background not-pony who was never explained in canon).
Sunset Shimmer x Princess Celestia, Fluttershy x Adagio Dazzle, Starlight Glimmer and Joseph Stalin.
Rarity x Bon Bon
Princess Luna x Harry Bear
Petunia Paleo and a fossilized, full-sized horse skeleton.
My all time favourite best worst ship: Zephyr Breeze x Gilda.
Chrysalis x Boulder.
EDIT: Chryssie's log gets VERY jealous.
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Oh god
That would be so toxic. But I can totally picture like an Equestria girls/humanized version where they both go to the same college and just have like this incredibly horrible two month-long fling that ends with him finally figuring out his self-worth and growing a back bone and telling her she’s a huge fucking douche bag. Would be like probably a 20 to 30,000 word drama or dramady.
I have course I’m not going to write that because I struggle to write anything more than 2000 words!
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How many boned puns can I fit into 100 words?
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Star Spider x Cranky Doodle's wig
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See now that is fantastic
collab... :(
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Yes please !!!!! Text me (714) 496-3119
Hubert J. Farnsworth x Granysmith. Best love.
Old people need love too.
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It writes itself
Starlight Glimmer x Phyllis (I did a short PhyllisxStarlight ship once, and thought it came out pretty good.)
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Did you see the Phyllis Group 5514845 just started?!?!?
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Was talking about the collab I did a rough draft of a few weeks ago. You still have the link?
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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Tom x Bloomberg, a.k.a. the idea 2020 ticket for the DNC.
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Why not ponified Karl Marx x Catherine the Great?
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That last ship you mentioned doesn't sound half bad tho
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Is Catherine the Great also ponified in this proposal?
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Depends on how historically accurate you want to be to the anti-Catherine smear campaigns.
Came up with another crazy idea: Snowfall Frost (the Scrooge analogue from the obligatory A Christmas Carol episode) x King Charlatan (a genocidal talking penguin from G1, because cartoons back then tried to steer kids away from drugs by outcompeting them in the crazytime department)
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King Charlatan is only a few letters away from being a Steely Dan song