May
13th
2016
How to handle spiders bigger than your thumb · 5:55pm May 13th, 2016
1) Find spider on bathroom floor when you turn around after having just walked in.
2) Freak out internally. Channel Fonzie externally.
3) Spray spider with bleach, repeatedly.
4) When this seems to do nothing but alert it to your presence, and it starts moving, repeat Step 3.
5) When all this does is make it slide around like it's On Ice (coming soon to a theater near you), repeat Step 3, this time aiming for its underbelly, fangs, wherever you can do kill it.
