When life give you lemons... · 1:45am Jul 20th, 2016
You better hope life gives you water and sugar as well otherwise your lemonade is gonna suck.
You better hope life gives you water and sugar as well otherwise your lemonade is gonna suck.
...but this is the best cover art ever. Of all time.
Not because I end my break today, but because I've had to restart my computer several times now due to crash and lag issues. Not to mention my phone locked up entirely during the one moment when I actually had to use it. Hard reset right there, folks.
My biggest issue is that with all the work I put into things, they always seem to end up as a "crash-and-burn" project, with the occasional emphasis on the burn part.
Tardar Sauce Aka Grumpy Cat (April 4, 2012 - May 14, 2019)
We have lost our favorite grumpy feline... Rest in peace.
Fixed the spatial issues in the three chapters of “…The Furthest Stars;” hopefully they didn’t cause much confusion. The story itself should do that just fine.
“Brochure from the Middle of Nowhere” was an eleven thousand-word trash heap, collapsing in utero, which means it was all a waste of time, and boy, do I LOVE wasting time. I’m tempted to get rid of “Circles in Circles” as well. The single downvote is niggling at me like a paper cut between fingers.
Bronzedragon just wrote this about my Grumpy Goat >tails<
To those of you who follow me, (for reasons I do not understand) I highly recommend De Writer's Grumpy Goat series. it reminds me of some of Keith Laumers Ritief stories.
I wrote to thank him and he replied:
In
Unliving Proof: a Grumpy Goat <tail>
Sweet Berry, of Sweet Berry Farms is told that she has a terminal cancer. Expensive treatments can extend her life but she will have to sell the farm to afford them and may die in debit anyway.
She comes to Grumpy for a quick and painless end.
1. Make it Clop. Sex is very repetitive, and unbelievably hard to write. When you strip away all the fun guilt, and fear, and social awkwardness, and jealousy, and miscommunication, and accidentally elbowing your partner in the nose when you're trying to figure out how to do a 69, sex is just tab A going into slot B over, and over, and over again. Have fun trying to find five sexual encounters worth of interesting ways to describe that. I'm a massive perv, but writing sex is hard enough
Coalsmoke, a lovely blank flanked mare, witnesses an attempted assault on Grumpy and that leads to revealing her troubles to him.
Since Grumpy's Non Equine magical practice thrives on the discord between ponies, he agrees to help her.
1. Have a safe and happy day, whether it is a holiday for you or not!
2. May I point you to my tale, THE FEAST OF HARVEST HOME, a Grumpy Goat <tail>
I will not say 'fuck it' and just write clop.
I will not launch into the Don't Hug Me I'm Scared/MLP crossover exactly nobody asked for.
I will not write one of the several sequels I've promised by now.
I will make one of the original novels I've written properly exist.
Then I will send it to agents.
Who will send me form rejections.
Wait, why am I doing this again?
...power escalation in science fiction.
is rated TEEN
A pony comes to Grumpy Goat to get something dead simple done. Won't pay full price for something so easy.
He just wants two ponies killed.
When he hears WHO the two ponies are, Grumpy, in a towering rage, sends him away.
He then makes a fast contract with an unusual source . . .
is almost ready to offer!!
I will be doing other tales too. These are going to be offered at a low wholesale to convention folks as inexpensive convention merchandise. They will also be available at the regular price to others.
I actually have some severe reservations about re posting this one.
Another site member and follower PUT A DISLIKE ON IT WITHOUT READING IT!!
Such behavior is the complete denial of all that this site is about.
If you see something in the teaser descriptions that you think that you may not like, feel free to NOT READ IT. UNLESS YOU HAVE READ THE STORY, marking a DISLIKE is a total disservice to all the others who do read stories.
Doctor Crossly of the very crooked Ponyville Medical Society tries to frame Grumpy Goat for a battering that he set up on two of his own office staff. Why would he do such a thing?
Turnabout : A Grumpy Goat <tail>
This story is rated TEEN
Clodimer is demanding a hundred and ten percent refund because, though he got the results of the spell that he bought, "Your s**t had nothing to do with it!"
Grumpy actually gives him the money back. What could possibly go WRANG wrong for Clodimer as a result?
Knowing Grumpy, you have to ask?
NIGHTMARE NIGHT AT GRUMPY’S CAVE!
is a tale suitable for Everyone
Grumpy and Clarence, the Litch King, Lord of the Dead, were planning a quiet Nightmare Night in Grumpy' cave.
A Rom mare comes to Grumpy for a contract to heal her dying sister.
Her band's gratitude takes the form of a PARTY!