I cannot say if I will publish a chapter tonight, but I will get some measure of work done.

The analgesic and courage-enhancing effects of vitamin B (beer) have spurred me to a sense of creativity and audacity which, I hope, will enable me to write productively for the first time since my wisdom teeth began fucking my world up.

Well fuck you, pain, I don't feel you right now! Ha!

Stay tuned.

I make smart dinner choices. Yes, I do!


Yum, yum, yum! Don't you wish you were grown up too?

As a somewhat stereotypical Irishman who loves beer a little too much, this is something I like to find out. Some of my older stories where made during and after many beers. I don't drink so much today due to health reasons. I lost so much weight by cutting down on beer.

So what's your favorite brand of beer?

I've made a new group called "Root Beer Drinkers United", if you love root beer as much as I do, you should join. I welcome ANYONE who loves root beer to this group, no matter who you are, so be honest and join if you're really into root beer. Click the link down below if you're interested.
Root Beer Drinkers United

I am doing a bear tasting and a blog posting. Forgive if this post is slurred. I didn't drop my phone.. As Lightweight. Definitely drink. Wife drove. Made a voice recording because I need this as a write. First time drunk. Need to add I'm 63 so this is landmark. The El Cap IPA and Firefall Ted are spektaculer.

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For me, it's Guinness and Molson Canadian.

So, if you've checked your feed, 100.5 Part 5 is out. However, I should point out that this chapter was going to likely end up being 20,000+ words if I didn't cut back where I did and publish what I have here and now.

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Hey lads and lasses,

Well it's 3 in the morning on a Sunday night (or rather Monday morning), my girlfriend has to study for her approaching last year at University and I find myself sitting at my computer after a late night drinking session with the lads, a combination of beer and vodka sloshing in my stomach and chewing on the business end of a cigarette.

And yes, I can already hear my own stomach arumblin' promising me some consequences come tomorrow.

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I've recently come to a realization.
In a lot of stories on here, authors tend to use salt as a substitute for alcohol in the world of ponies.
Appaloosa and similar Western themed towns often have bars called "The Salt Lick" or something similar.
So, here's my question: If ponies treat salt like booze, then would a pony visiting the ocean by like a human visiting a giant (free) brewery?

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Well then,
Im happy that readers seem to like my story
I'm glad I ended up posting it
It may have worked out that it took years
in a fucked up excuse kind of way
because i did rewrite the ending
which i feel makes it much more poignant.

I suppose I should say that I'm working on related material
most notably a prequel set ten years before
and hey, if im lucky I'll have it posted in a few years...

what the fucks wrong with me

Just launched my first edited story, it's live and here to stay!

Currently kinda drunk but you know, so what. Launched that prequel to a story that I am working on. Was super nervous but it seems well received by a small group.

Also, go watch 'Ready Player One', it's pretty entertaining.

This may be the stupidest World Cup ever (not made better by Senegal's coach looking like my weed guy), but we have to finally win it for once.

Hello all my precious little lovelies!

I hope you've all been as per usual! I am so very sorry about the lateness of my latest story. Which by the way, is being uploaded as I write this! It's a Halloween Spoopy Erotic story, so I hope you have fun reading it as I did writing it!

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Howdy howd~

Derply here, stopping by to give a quick status update on the next chapter of The Poisoned Barb's Tale.

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A Kirin walks into a bar . . . the second one ducks. . . .

Source

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Well, it’s the final Tales From the Trash Bin… Maybe? I dunno, maybe I’ll try another one shot and stop halfway through and just put it here. Only time will tell. I do still have that unfinished one-shot stalker story, and I could post it here if I just lose interest in it… Eh, I’ll probably post it on my blog.

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I live barely. I really can't lay in bed doing nothing so I've finished Chapter 10 and 11 will be up today as well. I've been on a writing rampage and I'm very pleased with the direction I've been taking with this tale of Bartenders, blue dragon dicks, and cake asses.

Short blog so I can write more.

Love all of you. Send nudes... I mean Baileys.

Hey yoooo wass pop in, just noticed It passed Feb 15th. Way to keep with the times hu?

But on that note! WOOOOOO!

I am indeed still writing, it's just I started these stories with no ending fleshed or planned out. So I'm thinking about how I want these to go well writing. Wish me luck 🙏

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