They're in your windows, stealing your toasters! Run and hide, run and hide!

I told you it was weird.

#Toaster

Good morning, fellow ponies or insert species here!

Now that the chapter for A Whole New World was released I'll be shifting into second gear for Love's Hunt. I'll probably be tapping out this next chapter until I receive my laptop of freshness and upcoming smut! The tides are turning even more.

In any case, I'll see you all somewhere around here ;)

Escape from The Continuity

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Neat, another follower special.

No comment on the story itself. Let's get right into it.

Twilight shrieked as she set hoof into her castle. Except... it wasn't exactly a castle anymore, but rather a large, BLT-shaped railgun mounted on an absurdly large golden statue of Twilight's head.

Aaaaaand that happened.

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Never assume a toaster WON'T fail catastrophically while you take a poop.

Don't burn your house down.
-Fuzz

“If at first an idea is not absurd,” Albert Einstein famously said, “then there is no hope for it.” Sometimes, however, absurd is just absurd — yet, even so, it’s a fascinating slice of history’s collective direction of curiosity and experimental innovation.

Here are some Weird inventions which might not have changed the world much however in any case provoked our interest. Investigate that deserve acknowledgment for being both imaginative and amazingly strange.

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...to bring you news of a milestone.

Songs of the Spheres is now on the first page of 'Longest' stories when searching with the M-filter on. This is a great achievement on its own, but even better is its OVERALL placement.

• Word Count: 19th

This is perfect. Just... simply perfect.

Let us celebrate by WRITING MORE SOMBRA'S CLIPSHOW SNIPS!

((also we hit 200 likes so extra woohoo))

-GM, master of 19

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Chapter three is in the works. It’ll get here when it gets here. The second chapter honestly ended before I really wanted it too but that’s just how it is. I appreciate all the shits given.

Ducky

Thank you Viva "Immatoonlink" Reverie. You did it. You saw it through, because your work ethic, and dedication to the people you admire.

I'll get be posting something more typical for my profile later on, but for now, what do you recognize?

So last night I had one of the coolest experiances in my life and I went to TAYLOR

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...with some help from Daft Punk (and Streamable because YouTube was being a butt [might need to click to enable audio]).