I have made my truest masterpiece. Behold:
Posh posted a story called The Eating Habits of the Genus Strix today. It triggered me to make a comment (which filled up my impending chapter of Thoughtletts). I blame him. And Cold in Gardez. You'll see.
lyrics
My tail
My beautiful glorious tail
I stand above the rest
Yet darkness still surrounds me
As my rein stretches no further
Than our prison (all bow down at once)
My eyes
My beautiful beedy eyes
Have seen too much
Far more than any rat here will ever dream of
In our prison (all hail the all-mighty)
And though
I am considered the highest form of rat
I'm spat on by the common folk out there
Hey everyone I got a YouTube review of Rarity vs. The Rat. by Realm Jumper below you will find a link to the video I hope you all enjoy it. I thought this was rather funny and enjoyed it very much I hope you all will see it as both funny and well done too.
Below is a link to Rarity vs. The Rat in case you want to see what Realm Jumper is referring to.
From @Kyle Marquis (@Moochava) via Twitter:
Yearly reminder: unless you're over 60, you weren't promised flying cars.
You were promised an oppressive cyberpunk dystopia.
Here you go.
It's here! Those of you suffering after the last cliffhanger can breathe again!
Fillies and gentlecolts, I give you...
Well, I'll say this: I'm less dead than I look.
Anyway, today I'd like to take a moment to talk about opening lines. We've got an Original Short Story Writeoff finishing up this evening.[1] I've spent a lot of the last week reading and reviewing, and beginning some revisions on an original story of my own. Going through this month's Writeoff entries, though, got me thinking about one of my favorite topics in fiction—and one it seems I've never blogged about before—opening lines.