I actually kinda like tea. I'm sipping green tea right now as I wright this. It's soothing.
Not so for our eternal bringer of the sun. Discover the blasphemy below.
I can be stupid, but not outrageous / I can be sickness, but not contagious / I can be empty, but I'm not nameless / It's another three stories, another three stories:
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