Happy Earth Day, my friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, to celebrate this momentous occasion, I'm gonna give you guys my take of Blue Sky Studios's "Epic".

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What’s up, Kemosabes?

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode Reporter here with another review.

And today, for my 102nd film analysis, I’m gonna give you guys my take of “The Lion King”. The CGI remake from 2019 to be precise.

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Greetings, my friends.

This is your jolly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 220th film analysis, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "How to Train Your Dragon".

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Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Transformers". The 2007 film directed by Michael Bay, to be precise.

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Greetings, my friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 170th film analysis, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Star Trek". The reboot film made in 2009 to be precise.

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My 75th film review? Already?

Gosh, the reviewing element in my brain has definitely been in overdrive. I don't know how I can even stop myself.

But, enough about that.

Today, I'll be making my 75th film analysis, and my 1st to be part of my "Thanksgiving Treat" to you all, on "Toy Story 3".

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Greetings and salutations, my friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for the 4th installment of this year's "Christmas Craze", and for my 7th analysis on a member of the James Bond franchise, I'm gonna give you guys my take of Sean Connery's final outing as the title character: "Never Say Never Again".

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Yo, what's up, you guys?

Your friendly film and TV show reporter is once again in the house, and I'd like to start by wishing everyone a happy Independence Day!

Sound the trumpets! Light the fireworks and fire crackers! Wave the American flag! Roast the marshmallows!

Anyway...

Today, in honor of the celebration, I thought that this would be the perfect time to review "The Patriot".

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Greetings and salutations, my friends.

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Transformers: Age of Extinction".

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Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 295th film analysis, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Jurassic World: Dominion". The extended version, to be exact.

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Greetings and salutations, my friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, following my previous analysis, I'm gonna give you guys my take of the fifth and final Transformers movie to be directed by Michael Bay: "Transformers: The Last Knight".

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Greetings and salutations, my friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "The LEGO Ninjago Movie".

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Greetings and salutations, my friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Sonic the Hedgehog 2".

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Greetings, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 150th film analysis, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Kung Fu Panda 2".

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Short Film Rating Scale:

💜: Lovely! Absolutely beautiful!
🩷: Pretty cute.
❤️: That’s adorable. But I’ve seen better.
💙: Decent.
🩵: Um, that’s kinda weird.
🩶: Not good-looking.
🖤: The ugliest thing I’ve ever seen!

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... God Damn.

I've always loved the series ever since I started watching, and enjoyed the fandom it created. I've absolutely adored many of the episodes that were made, even if there were a few bad ones or other bumps along the way. But this is the first time in a long time I have never had a bad episode in a season.

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I am mainly making this blog to placate the people who keep thinking that season six is marking the 'doom' or 'ultimate downfall' of the My Little Pony franchise.

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A Review of the Season Seven Premiere Episodes (Kind Of)

Somewhere in a dark forest where a large strangely purple and jeweled castle sits some murmuring can be heard from inside the castle walls. The castle is home to Hasbro studios and another meeting with the company executives is taking place.

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Well this is a weird thought BUT...ponies look kind of delicious wouldn't you agree? I mean they are neon colors, sing and dance all day, some of them even have pictures of food items tattooed right onto their bums, and I just imagine that they taste like multi-colored pieces of candy or something.

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My mind just went to a very odd...and dark...place. :L