Candy Flavored Ponies · 2:12pm Sep 4th, 2017
Well this is a weird thought BUT...ponies look kind of delicious wouldn't you agree? I mean they are neon colors, sing and dance all day, some of them even have pictures of food items tattooed right onto their bums, and I just imagine that they taste like multi-colored pieces of candy or something.
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My mind just went to a very odd...and dark...place. :L
Sounds like the place Mabel Pines goes to on a regular basis.
4658176 That would make an awesome crossover story, actually. XD
*cues the Rainbow Factory song*
Were you reading those stories where Pinkie discovers that unicorn horns are made out of candy?
Cupcakes much?
4658180 That the perfect music for this situation.
4658183 I didn't know that was a thing. But now I kind of want to read these fan fictions. :P
4658185 Not really. I don't really want to eat the ponies or anything. I'm just saying. They look like some kind of food item. :L
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Oh darling of course it is a thing. There is a reason why ponies are so sweet that they cause diabetes. If I find one of the stories I will let you know.
And speaking of Rarity?
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4658191 Yes, we all know that Rarity is made of some kind of marshmallow. She's not fooling anyone. <_<
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Anyway if you are interested here is the story in question. Unicorn Horns Are Made Of Candy .
Though this one is amusing. The Taste Of Madness
And please don't eat Rarity. Think of the Sweetie Belle!
4658193 I will check both of those stories out. Thank you for the shares. :)
I feel the same, that's why I like my cupcakes
All you have to do is take a cup of flour...
4658215 Pony horror stories are awesome. XD
4658219 What if you aren't baking though? :o
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
4658296 The world may never know. :L