Ha, Derpibooru, just responded to a question to the mods. Wow, what inferior human beings most of them are. They can't even answer simple questions. Well, I've always thought that if one can't behave as a human being, then why should they be treated as one. Apparently, they are what many groups have deemed sub-humans.

I, personally, don't believe in the supposed sub-human. But then again I have no empathy for my fellow human beings.

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Parodypasta: Cursed Yu-Gi-Oh Deck

A short story by Emma Lee Downs.

Summary: A small parody of the cursed object creepypastas out there. I hope that you enjoy it.

Link 1: https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3224611/1/Parodypasta-Cursed-Yu-Gi-Oh-Deck

Link 2: http://lyraalluse.deviantart.com/art/Parodypasta-Cursed-Yu-Gi-Oh-Deck-496715341

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Communism Role Play

*Grabs little sister by the waist*
Bro: I've finally seized the means of reproduction!

~Three Months Later~

Bro: ...okay. But are you sure?
Sis: After three whole months, I'm pretty sure that I'm sure.
Bro: Communism sucks...
Sis: Yup...

Probably the greatest fic reading I will ever produce:

I WATCH YOUR BLOGPOSTS WITH INTEREST, PRESENT PERFECT!

I HAVE BEGUN RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!

BEHOLD MY ELECTION CABINET MEMBERS!

VICE PRESIDENT FUU-MAN CHU!

SECRETARY OF STATE JOFFREY

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Hi, everyone. My very first story has been submitted. The mods kicked it back on Friday for a minor error that has been corrected. Now it's on the way to be truly posted. I was hoping for it to be up by the 29th but the mods are quite busy. So just be patient and it'll be up soon. :)

Parodypasta: Ghost Monopoly

A short story by Emma Lee Downs.

Summary: Just a quick parody I made of the game creepypastas on the internet which always made me laugh anyway. I hope you enjoy it.

Link 1: https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3224295/1/Parodypasta-Ghost-Monopoly

Link 2: http://lyraalluse.deviantart.com/art/Parodypasta-Ghost-Monopoly-496267039

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Parodypasta: The Scariest Story of All time

A short story by Emma Lee Downs.

Summary: I've been listening to a lot of creepypastas lately and thought I would write a parody since there aren't a lot of those out there. I hope you enjoy it.

Link 1: https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3224275/1/Parodypasta-The-Scariest-Story-of-All-Time

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Dash is in the snow
With a one-horse open sleigh.
Those she tried to pull
Laugh at her dismay.
Pinkie Pie is here
Making spirits bright.
What fun it is to point and laugh
At Rainbow Dash tonight!

Up on the bookshelf,
The ladder tips.
Curses fall
Fom Twilight's lips.
Down to the floor
Fall lots of books,
Earning Spike
Some dirty looks.

Angel, pet of Fluttershy
Kicks the others out of bed
And the pony, in reply,
Shakes her disappointed head.

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But, at least, your feelings wouldn't get hurt by a few mean tweets, right?

reality, joe biden, music, freedomtoons, song, parody, youtube, dementia, politics, kamala harris, nancy pelosi, donald trump, truth, rap, coolio,

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So, what if I was gay? Would it be gay? Would it be, OK? awkward moms are the best moms.

I'm currently working on other projects in the background, but I was able to bang out a short one-shot the other night. It's rather silly, in my own opinion. As it failed moderation based on "not seeing any reason this should be a story upload and not simply a blog", well, here we are.

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Yeah. I am.

It's gonna be called, 'Your Mother'.

The story is simple. It's a pornographic story about the reader's mother getting PONED by Big Mac and Shining Armor.

So...does anyone have experience in writing clopfics to help me write this story?

Oh and by the way, I am dead serious about this.

Also, I don't want ANY of my followers reading this story after it is made. It's for a...select audience.

083 New story: The Rose and the Snek

Hello everyone! Tonight I'm excited to share with you something different than my usual - something a bit weirder, too!

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AKA: The Lusty Pegasus Changeling

What do you get when you take The Elder Scroll's "The Lusty Argonian Maid" story and mash it together with My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic? If you guessed this little project, then well, yuuuupp!

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I want to try writing some miniature parodies, that are like maybe 100 to 500 words or so and put a bunch of them together in a single compilation, since I have struggled to write things that are at least a thousand words lately. How these usually work, with occasional exceptions, is that I don't read the story I'm parodying itself (other than maybe the first chapter sometimes), but rather only some or all of the comments on it and any reviews it's gotten from people like present perfect or

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I haven't finished fixing up the first story I plan to upload here. Time and other obligations are a constraint. But last night, before bed, I whipped this up real quick. It's not a full song, but it's meant to be sung to the tune of the final verses of Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire". It's about all the MLP animated productions (sans the G3.5 ones) and meant as a reminder that, while Friendship is Magic is our favorite, it's not all that the My Little Pony franchise is, nor all that it

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Where did all the boy bands go?
Where are my, handsome lads?
Could they not keep up, with the flow?
Were they just a, passing fad?

Matching vests and upturned hats,
Stages bathed in bisexual lights,
Today musics sung by brats,
won't anyone hear my plight...

Aaaaa

AAaaaaaa
AAaaaaaa

I need a Boy Band.

Happy Filthy Friday, and happy early Vore Day~.