It's always better when it's with your little sister.

Anyone, who says otherwise, is lying.
Obviously, talking about secret Santa gift giving thing and not intimate relations...

When you go to a restaurant with your sister and there's a couple's discount.

Obviously, she chose where to eat.

Honestly, if anyone were to ever recognize us...

Sister: What we do behind closed doo-
Brother: We're in public.
Sister: What we do in the shado-
Brother: We're in broad daylight.
Sister: What we do in our free time, is no one's concern but our own.
Brother: True.

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You: ...you really don't want to know.

You: And we both know just how stubborn she can be.

~Few Months Later~

Mom: I'm really worried about your sister, she's been waking up with nausea for about a week now.
You: ...

*Awkward Silence*

~Some Time Later~

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(Quote from Hagrid in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, giving Harry his birthday cake)

Yes, it's coming. The rewrite to The Gate is finally coming.

The first chapter of On the Implications of Parallel Worlds cleared my editors last night- so, you can expect to see it going up on Tuesday. Or, my patrons can read it now...

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Bro: Looks like the bird is finally free. Leftist freaks mad...

Sis: So, Elon Musk finally got his hands on the platform? Good.

Bro: He can have that bird app. You're the only bird worth giving up the world for and the only one, I'm interested in.

Sis: Aw, how sweet.

Sis: So, does this mean, that I won't have to worry about you trying to pull out at the last minute, then?

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When your little sister is shy.

When she's that other kind of shy.

I mean, she knew exactly what she was doing.

Right?

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When wrestling with your sister turned awkward...

Bro: It's my phone, I swear.

But thankfully, she was okay with it.

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When your little sister is trying to convince you to do something weird... with her.

Sis: What? You don't think I can handle it? Hmm?

Bro: Don't. Tempt. Me.

When you finally agree to give it a try...

Sis: FOR REAL?!

The Aftermath:

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Communism Role Play

*Grabs little sister by the waist*
Bro: I've finally seized the means of reproduction!

~Three Months Later~

Bro: ...okay. But are you sure?
Sis: After three whole months, I'm pretty sure that I'm sure.
Bro: Communism sucks...
Sis: Yup...

The face you make when your sister said: Just don't mess up my hair, okay?

AND...

Hours later and she's still...

Just pretend that it's a brother and sister, obviously.

aLl LiVeS sPlAtTeR

What?

Is that what happens when blm and antifa losers block streets?

Well, those leftist freaks finally got what they all wanted. Whites and blacks are finally being treated equally.

"SOMEONE, GET A MOP!!" - Some Poor Street Cleaner

This blog was brought to you by: Racial Insensitivity

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Urinals

You tell your sister that the new urinals in the women's room are really to wash off the bottom of your shoes.

Later

Now, you're sleeping on the couch until you've bought her a pair of new shoes and something else nice as an "I'm Sorry."

Pipp: Aw, new shoes!!!

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I’d say that this blog won’t be political, but that isn’t strictly true. It is, however, the fun kind of political. Namely, the one that doesn’t actually express opinions and is just thinking too much about Equestria through the implications of pop culture references.

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I think if you're wondering about someone's character, seeing how they react in a time of crisis, is a great way to really see who they are. - Lauren Chen


Sis: I'm pregnant.

Bro: WHAT?!

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"Hurry, they put Spike in a railroad!"

Twilight upon noticing her brother's royal guard armor.

TS: Yeah, I think it's a little too "LATE" for protection now, don't you?!

What’s up, you meme-loving fucks? It’s me, Posh, the best and cutest writer. I have announcements to announce, so shut your breathe-holes and open up your read-holes.

Announcement the first: Magica Ex Dolori’s seventh chapter is live.
WARNING: Chapter contains dairy and eggs. Consumption may raise your cholesterol.

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I Know What You Two Did While I Was At The Store

Tagline: There's really no thrill in getting caught.

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