HASBRO WHY YOU DO THIS DO ME?! FIRST INDIGO ZAP NOW MARBLE PIE?! UNACCEPTABLE!!!!! TOO MANY FUCKING WAIFUS!!!!

But that MarbleXBigmac ship though.

10/10 would flip boulders again.

Another beautiful addition to the year that is 2020. Let's see now.

I've lost my will to ever write fanfiction again.

I've lost my will to write in general.

I tried to commit suicide three times in a single week... oh, a week or so ago.

I've lost most of my friends—including some of my closest and best friends—because of my mood swings.

I've been accused of merely wanting attention.

I lost my dog 12 days after my birthday.

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it was the holidays

now it isn't

so i guess i gotta work on this fic n stuff

shit

new chap has been started losers

1. Overrated
2. Scummy
3. Nasty
4. Rubbish
5. Deceitful
6. Corrupt
7. Hellish
8. Toxic
9. Fraudulent
10. Abhorrent

ME:

If you look closely, I added "fat shamer, bully, psychopath, and perpetrator of domestic abuse" as a way to reveal her true colours. I was able to take a screenshot of it seconds before my edit was undone by another user due to it "not being constructive".

1. Sexist
2. Offensive
3. Bullshit
4. Preposterous
5. Discriminatory
6. Ludicrous
7. Hurtful
8. Cynical
9. Unpleasant
10. Revolting

Read this:

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How to mind fuck someone, simply say this

"The one doing the talking, to ones self is talking to himself, or is it talking that's doing ones self, or is talking, talking itself?"

now who can translate what I said.

PS I'm bored once again.

I suppose it's only appropriate to go out with a bang.

Or a flood, in this case. Of semen. Gallons upon gallons of semen.

Thanks, guys, it's certainly been a year. Let's hope 2017 is also a year. Which I'm pretty sure it will be. Unless time breaks.

Do you think time will break in 2017? That'd be just awful.

Hittites clashing with Crusaders. Cavemen and Gauls fighting. It'd be madness.

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I was having such a great, ordinary night.

Watching 24 with Brady, eating spaghetti....

Then Witcher 3 taught me the word tyromancy, or mages attempting to decipher omens and prophecies through the coagulation of cheese.

Yes. This was an actual thing in the middle ages. Cheese. Predicting the future THROUGH CHEESE.

I am so far beyond done right now.

And I'm still too lazy and tired to continue working on stories, though I do tend to work on them very slowly. I really need to get out more, and also something something.... more work done. I've done nothing productive all day.

Anyway thanks for 129 follows guys/gals.

After a mind-numbing weekend filled with 9+ hour shift after 9+ hour shift, I was finally able to breathe and write some more. It's not quite ready for posting yet, but hopefully in the next few days after one more short shift tonight. And it will STAY short. Someone will have to get down on their knees and perform sexual favors if they want me to stay past what I'm scheduled.

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After finally trying Apex Legends, I can say that I don't understand the allure of battle royale.

More than that, I'm rather annoyed, frustrated, and angry that it's so popular, that people somehow consider this a fun experience.

Some games you land alone, where you scrounge for supplies for eight minutes, until you bump into an enemy squad and get slaughtered in 15 seconds.

Another game you land with an enemy squad and survive for a total of 30 seconds.

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No, I do not want Nazis in this fandom.

I don't want stories about cutesy Nazi OCs, who exist to give "ironic" cover to actual Nazis and racists, and to normalize Nazi presence in MLP fandom.

I don't especially want people saying they're doing this in defense of free speech. They are, at best, fools who aid and abet the far-right that wants to destroy freedom of speech; at worst, they're Nazis doing it on purpose.

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>See a hot looking clop fic
>Click on it
>It's anthro

Every damn time. Why do you fuckers do this to me?

HI! Been a while. Anyways, a friend of mine wrote a story that I helped pre-read and name, but it's getting kind of attacked. Otter could really use some love, so go give him a like and a nice comment!

ETunnel Vision of Love

• MLP: FiM
• Romance

Flim has been with Flash for just under a year, but he's been noticing something off about him.

• Alt. Universe
• Flim and Flam
• Flash Sentry

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Another One

EVERYTHING IS WONDERFUL.