Do we march into battle against the wee within the Wi or do we allow the wees to wander into every Wi within California.

Wee in the Wi or no wee in the Wi?

That's not even a question... Thanks, France.

I have been so quiet lately because I have been hard at work (also, I have some important happenings irrelevant to this blog) on some updates. One of those is a brand spankin' new story for Mother's Day. It has been in the works for a few years now. That's right, ya boi wrote a normal Mother's Day story. Probably.

Catch the SFW flavor here:

TThe Depth of Motherly Love

• MLP: FiM
• Dark
• Adventure

[TEEN VERSION] The most enigmatic of monsters will not carry the ugly faces of one. A young draconequus named Discord has yet to learn this, and mortals may never do so. Oh, and the first lamia is created amidst all this turmoil.

• Sex
• Gore
• Violence
• Death
• Profanity
• OC
• Discord

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Or the NSFW flavor here:

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And then it'll be back to Britain!

Now, in regards to the comments and PM's i've gotten from you guys and gals, which i have been unable to reply to properly on this daft tablet, first of all - The Slending Angel, your story piece looks good, but explain what kind of story it's going to be next time so i know what you're going for.

Tripy998, we'll try the lyrics on wednesday, when i ought to be back in Britain by then, okay?

Xarsor, you mention something about a song i think?

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And that's how Honkler won World War "Where To Pee"

If you're offended and feeling invalidated again.
Just go and dye your hair again.

Remember:

If you see ten Nazis at a table with one normal guy sitting with them, you really have eleven normal guys and you're probably just a mentally ill leftist who's been on Twitter too long.

Honestly, it's a bit redundant to say "mentally ill" and then "leftist", isn't it?
What's worse? "Twitter user", since that has some obvious implication in and of itself.

And do a review post on my fanfics? I don't mind if you be honest or brutally honest about my works on here so far though.

Swastika Raid - Eliminate Leftist Infestations With A Handy Can Of Spray.

So, just watching videos on YouTube and I noticed a few leftist losers complaining about swastikas in old footage from a game, you know the kind of freaks that have infested this fandom and websites like Twitter, derpibooru and even this site to some degree. In fact, I'm sure some of you are those very same leftist trash yourselves, but anyways...

So, I had an idea.

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Leftists... yeah, no one in their right mind would be a leftist.

Once again I rise from my dark slumber to share holiday cheer with the lot of you and someone in particular

EWhat Do You Get for the Mare Who Has Everything?

• MLP: FiM
• Romance
• Comedy
• Slice of Life

Maud attempts to help Cheese find a very special Hearth's Warming gift for Pinkie Pie. Together they will endure glitter bombs, sound advice, stand-up comedy, musical numbers, chaos, and fondue, all to give Pinkie Pie the best Hearth's Warming ever.

• Pinkie
• Rarity
• Discord
• Cheese Sandwich
• Maud Pie

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It's time for Jinglemas! Next year, you all should try to join in. This is a great event, and I'm happy to participate every year.

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This one might or might not be short, just depends on how much I go on and on. So get yourself a drink and kick back

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while we learn about a Ford Econoline with an P0720 code.

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I blame the PMS.
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/open-gently/201310/36-questions-bring-you-closer-together

So, it's 2022 now. We'll have to see how this one goes--there does seem to be something of an unfortunate trend with the 2020s thus far.

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PETA asked Games Workshop to make Warhammer fur-free.

So, there are apparently people in the world who are appaled by killing virtual animals for virtual furs, and you still wonder why 2016 looked the way it looked...

Why the fuck is my mood going to crap when my life is so much better than it has been in a while? I'm slowly losing my patience. I don't condone bullshit of any kind, and I can only put up with it for so long. I'm angry and crying at the same time and it's making my head hurt. I just want the truth, even if it's something I don't want to hear. I'm a big girl. I don't need things sugarcoated. As long as it's honest, it's OK. Tell me that I'm a bitch, or that I try too hard. It's

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Life update time!
I am currently brushing out all the tangles on my twilight sparkle wig, because I get to wear it to school tomorrow
i also just started season 5 of supernatural
and (spoiler warning) OKAY I BARELY REMEMBER HALF OF SEASON 4 AND I HAVE A FEELING THAT ALL OF SEASON 5 IS GONNA BE ABOUT LUCIFER. AND OH MY GOSH I LOVE CHUCK. AND ADAM WAS ADORABLE WHEN HE WAS ACTUALLY ALIVE. AAGHHHHH MY BRAIN IS BECOMING NUMB
but yeah!

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there is no way i will be able to write the fic i wanted to
my writers' block is back, and i can't get the story to flow at all
so yeah
my hopes and dreams of writing a stressed-out halloweeen rarity fic are basically circling the drain right now

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