Sure, it was largely a predictable rehash of Episode IV full of plot contrivances (Why doesn't the Empire ever build security cameras into their death machines?) but I honestly don't even care that much because fucking Star Wars is back!

Oh and the music was amazing as always. Soooo much yummy french horn!

Why? Because there's only one thing that I can write anymore and not bore myself to sleep. A Star vs. the Forces of Evil crossover, which the site has absolutely none of which I'm aware of that don't make me want to hurl (Well, there was a readable one but the author's taken that one down for a rewrite). I don't know how long it'll be, but I'm aiming towards a longer one-shot, maybe split it into chapters and release them in segments if it gets much longer than ten-thousand words. I'm

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Now many people know that Sailor Moon was the source of inspiration for many shows that came after it. One recent discovery of mine (Thanks to my youngest sister Julianna) was a show called Glitter Force. It's basically Sailor Moon reskinned. Not saying it's bad, I actually enjoy it. But it's like... SO SIMILAR.

I'm gonna list the similarities here...

We open with a young schoolgirl (Serena/Emily)
She's kinda clumsy but has a positive attitude

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Kept you waiting, huh?

Business first. XXXI: Of Resurrections is being released alongside this blog. Nine months is a long wait, and it shouldn't have taken me this long, but alas here we are. I think it's a pretty good chapter! It's been reviewed by no less than five of my editors, with a sixth unfortunately being too busy with work to get more than a quarter of the way through it. I'm very excited to see what everyone thinks.

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The rough draft of the next chapter is 90% complete. I intend to post the finalized version this coming Friday. There will be Discord, there will be Starlight, there will possibly be multimedia integration, and there will be plenty more pop cultural references as befitting a chapter with Discord.

Keep your eyes open and your OiM decoder rings at the ready.

I saw it last night. I'll get more in-depth (with unmarked spoilers) below the break, but short summary: it was everything I needed it to be. I can't tell you hard enough to GO SEE THIS FUCKING MOVIE before clicking the "Read More."

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I came by these images from my best friend a day ago. They look exactly like the images from the series I am making as well as the Comic fan made comic its based on.

Could be a Possible Fan art from my work or the main art itself. Ether way please check these out.

All the art is made by KittyTheNerd at her Deviant art site located here. https://www.deviantart.com/kittythenerd

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Okay, so after my last prank wasn't so well-received (even though it was literally a last-second decision), I made the executive decision to actually decide to write individual special April Fools chapters for each story.

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So, first things first: the sixth Iota Force story's getting released:

EThe Crystal Caves of Confuzzlation (Iota Force Issue #6)

• MLP: FiM
• Adventure

Iota Force descend deep beneath the Crystal Empire and must find a way to escape, fight through a gauntlet of traps - illusory, deadly and both - to bring their captor to justice. There's no backup down there - they're all alone. Or are they?

• OC
• Other
• Crystal Ponies

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However, rather than my previous habit of just saying so, joking about the awkwardness of doing so and passive-aggressively indicating how I think there should be notifications when a story gets a sequel, I thought I'd try something a bit different: a recommendation for something outside the Ponysphere.

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Next to Toffee, Eclipsa is my favorite character in the entire Star vs. the Forces of Evil series. She's just such a well-written character and a great mother, wife, queen, and friend overall, despite her faults and what others in Mewni think of her. And I'll tell you why she's that right now.

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The Problem Within The Armed Forces And Beyond Caused By The Woke Agenda

Oh, and spoilers, for both the movie and the EU books.

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In February, for my 2 year anniversary on Fim, I will be releasing 4 crossover stories. I'll release one story a week.

I'm going to do
Dragon Tales
Star Vs The Forces of Evil
Fullmetal Alchemist
And one of your choosing. Comment below what crossover you'll like to see.

I am also working on some non-pony stories, so I will post a link to my Writers cafe page when I get them up, and my blog when I finish getting that set up.

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Last week, after many false starts and discards, I finished the first chapter of my novel. Or more accurately, I finished the first chapter of a novel after discarding three others this year, and this is the first one I'm mildly confident might possibly be finish-able. To celebrate this ephemeral milestone, I would like to revisit a piece of writing advice that I learned long ago, yet I still often forget; don’t force it—but don’t procrastinate either.

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Yes... Deadpool and Luna banged. I'm very sorry for that. Here, have Gifs from Star Wars: The Force Awakens... with Garlic Bread.
http://cheezburger.com/781061/star-wars-gifs-list-adding-garlic-bread-to-the-force-awakens-is-the-best?ref=whatspopularvotes

So, if you're reading this, hopefully you came from one of my newly finished stories; Equestria's Ginyu Force and Freddy Fazbear and Friends' Displaced Adventures in Equestria. If not, I suggest you try those out, but you don't have to. This blog post is for me knowing what Displaced story (or stories, not sure if I should make two again like I did before), I should release next. Here are the stories I've currently got, and have the first few chapters done of;

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Ok for real this time I'm sharing my favorite moments of Star Wars. If you haven't watched the movie, don't read this fucking blog. If you do, that's your fault and your fault only. And by reading this you are sacrificing all rights to say that I'm responsible for ruining your Star Wars experience with spoilers.
and darklordcomp you can go bugger off.
Ok here we go.

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So I was helping my dad to thread some wires under our outdoor patio roof for some lights he's put inside of some plastic meshing, and he asks me to pass him a 'plastic piece'.

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As a person, I don't mind spoilers but I won't give you any.

But overall, in regards to the final Star Wars film...it looks quite fun actually.

I get why people don't like the new Star Wars films but I do feel those people do take it way too far.
Hence why I left the Star Wars group this week until they've been given a chance to simmer down after the new film.
I can see it getting...mixed reviews. But not in the same way Last Jedi did.

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