[Spoilers] A forreal blog of Fave Moments in Star Wars 7 · 6:22am Dec 28th, 2015
Ok for real this time I'm sharing my favorite moments of Star Wars. If you haven't watched the movie, don't read this fucking blog. If you do, that's your fault and your fault only. And by reading this you are sacrificing all rights to say that I'm responsible for ruining your Star Wars experience with spoilers.
and darklordcomp you can go bugger off.
Ok here we go.
Poe's sense of urgency in the beginning and that when the stakes were raised, he actually hauled ass and was tripping over shit. Pretty good passionate acting for a supporting character.
Later on when badass Poe fucking ace shot the TIE Fighters above the skies of Takadona and Finn points out how awesome Poe is.
After Kylo Ren gets shot by Chewbacca's bowcaster, he still chases after Finn and Rey while still eating the injury dealt by the Wookiee. Like seriously he got shot by a quarrel charged with plasma. That's a huge chunk of meat missing right there and he just fucking pounds it with his fist. That was great.
When Rey told Kylo he'll never be as cool as Darth Vader. This was after a part of the movie when Kylo fucking sat before Darth Vader's helmet attempting to seek guidance. Where's the ice water when you need it?
Going back earlier in the movie, when Finn and Rey were attempting to escape two pursuing TIE Fighters with the Millennium Falcon. Best vehicle chase scene ever in all of Star Wars' movies. The increasing excitement clearly shows, especially in our two protagonists' reactions after they succeeded. They were inexperienced when it came to flying and shooting, yet they managed to show up two trained First Order pilots. I'd be feeling the hype too.
Oh and Rey called the Millennium Falcon garbage while it was off screen. Then her ship of choice blew up and they were forced to go with 'garbage'. Garbage that they managed to use to save their asses. Fucking hilarious.
Even though Finn never used a lightsaber before the plot of the movie, he fucking managed to hold out well. Rey too. Kylo, your balls are showing on stream.
"Let's use the Force!" "That's not how the Force works!" "Also I worked in sanitarian." "You were a janitor?!"
Stuffing the captain of the First Order down a garbage chute. This is actually a weak moment in the movie since it was done off screen, but the idea is hilarious.
Starkiller Base literally kills stars. By eating them. Nom.
- Some guy wanted Rathtars for a zoo.
A Stormtrooper riot baton was able to resist a lightsaber. Also fucking Riot Control Stormtroopers.
When Rey realizes she's Force Sensitive, she attempts to use a Jedi Mind Trick move on the Stormtrooper guarding her cell. This was both awesome and hilarious to me because in the movie, Rey had perceived the Jedi as legends and myths so the only way she could have known about that move was through those stories. She bet her life on stories, and the best part was that she tried even harder two more times before it worked.
"And you will drop your blaster as you leave."
"And I will drop my blaster as I leave."
The crossguard actually had a use. Still broke.
While Kylo Ren rampaged in the cell that used to hold Rey captive, the two Stormtroopers that turned around the corner were like "Fucking nope fuck that shit" and did a 180 on their heels. These guys got smarter over the three decades.
Finally, the moments when Rey helped Han "fix" the Millennium Falcon.
The only real moment that bugs me, is Luke's lightsaber when it's found by Rey.
Why?
Simple. Luke LOST that saber when his hand got chopped off by Vader in Episode give. You see that son of a bitch go soaring off into the horizon, then falling in the distance out in the skies of cloud city when Luke is hanging on the weather vane. SO TO QUOTE HAN SOLO IN THE MOVIE,
"where did you find this??"
3647504 Actually it's Anakin's lightsaber, and the lightsaber was found by a maintenance drone which deposited it in a smelting core, found by Groggin the core's supervisor, who was then found by Darth Vader who retrieved it back along with Luke's severed hand, then given to Emperor Palpatine. A Luke clone was made from that missing hand and now used the lightsaber until the original Luke killed his clone and took it back.
Maz Kanata said that sometime before the events of the movie, she said that Luke left the lightsaber under her care. so yeah.
3647538 expanded universe wiped from existance. Doesn't count. Plus, the flashback she gets being of vader and Luke fighting, proves it is still lukes saber. Still a massive plot hole considering said saber and severed hand went soaring off on cloud city.
3647548 Well if expanded universe doesn't count anymore (which i call bullshit on), then it'll be explained sometime in the next couple movies.
The part when the Stormtroopers walked the other away, when Kylo Ren had a tantrum was funny.
3649705 Oh yeah for sure.