Well, In The Midst of Dreams failed moderation. Gaudior kept on warning me to add more pony in the first chapter but I didn't care, I was going to post the story complete or nearly done or half-way done. Adding ponies in that first chapter would mess with the flow. And it failed moderation despite having three chapters, the second that leads to ponies and the the third when said main character meets Luna.

I don't even fucking care.

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Since it's my birthday (33!), I'm just gonna blog all over your feed. 'Cause I can.

Mostly about feathermarking! The last pic I linked was Silfoe's, and I've gotten a few others since then. So here they are :P

http://honey-moth.deviantart.com/art/Commission-Feathermarking-586442008

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My story failed moderation so I deleted it.

I'm just gonna right something else. Not a crossover though. Whe whole reason it failed was their wasn't enough MLP, and too much other.

-Jasper

That time I did something truly awful, but upon realizing that no one knew, I pretended like nothing happened, hoping no one would ever find out.

Hm?

Perhaps, Homer Simpson isn't the best role model...

Seeing this should be giving me emotions. Maybe disappointment at Chrysalis falling in line like the other villains. Maybe being glad that she denies it at the last second. Maybe just being upset that it's Starlight Glimmer she's talking to, and not Twilight or someone.

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I feel so much better and I know I won't puke up my sandwich. Also I did my makeup and feel so fabulous. Well I always feel fabulous but each day it's a different kind. Now I see why people are so obsessed with contouring. Oh and this girl with whom I had a gay thing in seventh grade told me she's going to text me every day about how much she loves me...?

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...the appeal of the stories where the "author" tells his story of how he was transformed from a regular, average citizen into say... Groucho. And ended up in Equestria?

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Hey guys. I think it's time for us to have a really serious conversation.

So, as you're undoubtedly aware, It's been over a year and a half since I last updated The Prince of the Night. Some of you really want to see updates, some of you aren't desperate but would enjoy seeing it come back, but I'm willing to bet that most of you have pretty much forgotten that this story even exists. And this story hasn't exactly been a priority for me.

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I just found out that some dude reviewed one of my stories, The Problem With Genie Magic. This is actually the third story of mine he's reviewed, going all the way back to April 4th (he also reviewed The Alicorn Curse and Whatever Happened To Starswirl the Bearded?) He wasn't exactly impressed. Granted, he didn't bash the stories, and I've never said no to constructive criticism, but it kinda threw me for a loop that he singled out those three. Each of them has their own sense of humor, and he

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Can't sleep. Nope. Not much sleep for this Draconequus! Not a wink!

Stomach still won't calm down but that's my fault, can't complain about that one. Much. Let's see... Got work in about less than four hours, so it'll be another long...LONG day.

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To all of you:

Happy Lovebutt Day

Very weird, but SFW. Unless your work has something against absurdism and clay

But when I consider the contestant interview portion of the show (aka. the most boring three minutes on TV) I kinda understand...

...kinda. I mean, I'd go insane, too, listening to that crap for 3,000 years like he has. That's how old he is, right? 3,000?

Whatever.

I don't wanna take a blood test today! There's needles involved!!

Why hello there kind people of this wonderfully website. that may or may not be some how with the government so I welcome you to this blog with welcoming arms

watch out government might be watching

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Mmm-hmm,
Da-Dum,
Ta-Da,
My heart beats like a drum,
Where's the bloody rum, Skallywag?

If insanity is normalcy, then I'm completely normal. Hooray.

Kiss me, I'm ginger.

I once saw a guinea pig that wheeked, wheek-wheeked, wheeked.

You fwubby liddle husky, imma wub your fwuffy ears. You're a cutie.

Am I gonna have a hangover? Because I want one.

Press 1 to play. Press 2 to FACK OFF!

Are you gay or are you straight? Find out after the break!

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Only took almost a year but I finally hit that submit button not only on a new story but also BIE. Feels good man.

Welp long story short more chapters more action more explosions less tulips more stories more horse pussy

Thanks for getting me featured. Again.

Gives me boners man.

I don't think I've ever posted a blog where the phrase "apropos of nothing" is more appropriate than here. I just wanted you all to know that this song exists:

If you thought I was going to talk about why I wanted to do this, then you were mistaken. I'm just doing it because I darn well feel like it.

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I have just started reading House of Leaves, and I am incredibly disappointed.

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