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Apr
23rd
2021

My Movie Review on Turner and Hooch · 4:44pm Apr 23rd, 2021

Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, I'm gonna be giving you guys my take of "Turner and Hooch". The film from 1989 that stars Tom Hanks to be precise.

Here's the rundown of it:

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Mar
14th
2021

My Review of Tom and Jerry (2021) · 2:28am Mar 14th, 2021

Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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Jun
9th
2021

Music For Snowflakes · 10:32pm Jun 9th, 2021

Music for snowflakes
While I tend to not like this kind of music, but the message is good and I can understand the lyrics.

Jul
10th
2023

Happy (belated) 6th Anniversary to Spider-Man: Homecoming! · 2:35am Jul 10th, 2023

Six years ago today, Peter Parker of Earth-199999 is fresh off of his debut during Captain America: Civil War and is preparing for his school's homecoming. Sadly for him (and luckily for us), his duties as the wall-crawling, web-slinging, friendly neighborhood Spider-Man become complicated when he goes up against his first major bad guy: Batman the Vulture!

Jul
1st
2023

Happy 4th Anniversary to Spider-Man: Far From Home! · 10:44pm Jul 1st, 2023

Four years ago today, Peter Parker reels from the events of Avengers: Endgame when he gets recruited by Nick Fury and SHIELD to help them deal with a new enemy… all on his European school vacation. But are things what they seem?

Dec
9th
2019

Carol of the Day: Dec 9th · 4:20pm Dec 9th, 2019

This little gem was written by American Folk singer Tom Paxton in 1962. Two versions of this song exist. The original doesn't give under what occasion, if any, the toy was given. Later versions turned the toy into a Christmas gift and some oldies stations would only play this song around Christmas time.

Today, we're listening to the Christmas version of "The Marvelous Toy" as performed by another notable folk singer, John Denver.

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Aug
18th
2015

Strange Sequel To An Already Strange Story In The Works! · 6:31am Aug 18th, 2015

Alright, I'm sure most of the people who have seen my whopping two stories have caught a glance at Rocky Romance, whether you've read it or not.

Well, many people think that my horrible beast of a story beautiful, heartwarming romantic comedy is hilarious. Well, I've begrudgingly gladly started work on a sequel!

Expect some more romance between our favorite two rocks in the near future!

Apr
9th
2019

Blog Post #7 · 2:26am Apr 9th, 2019

If you need a little bit of inspiration, check this video out:

It reminded me of why I do this. Not for the feature box, but because you all enjoy what I do. So from me, I want to thank all of you for supporting me and my writing. It's not the greatest work of literature by far, but I appreciate your support nonetheless.

See you all soon,
Backslasherton.

Aug
23rd
2015

Review: Eyes Wide Shut (1999) · 1:13am Aug 23rd, 2015

Eyes Wide Shut was Stanley Kubrick's final film, and in many ways, his most complex and disturbing, being a disturbingly voyeuristic psychological study of infidelity and human sexuality and marriage.

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Jun
27th
2021

My Review of Transformers: Animated season 2 episode 7–A Fistful of Energon · 12:13am Jun 27th, 2021

Grading Scale:

A (fantastic episode)
A- (an excellent episode with at least one flaw)
B+ (a great episode with a couple of flaws)
B (a good episode which still could have been better)
B- (a good episode with numerous flaws but still rewatchable)

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Jun
11th
2019

Nintendo Direct E3 Reaction! · 5:04pm Jun 11th, 2019

Dragon Quest "The Hero" in Smash? All Of Them? Crazy! Dragon Quest 11S... Nah. Luigi's Mansion 3! Link's Awakening Remaster... Maybe. Trials of Mana? Collection of Mana? What? Wicher 3... Nah. Fire Emblem Three Houses! Resident Evil... Not for me. Travis?! TRAVIS?! No More Heroes 3?! Maybe. Contra Rouge Corps? Conta Collection? Nah. Daemon X Machina? Not sure. Panzer Dragoon? Nah. Pokémon! Pokéball Plus functionality! Gym Leader Nessa! Astral Chain! With MORGAN FREEMAN? I might just buy it.

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Mar
16th
2020

My Episode Review on Tom and Jerry: The Magic Ring · 9:19pm Mar 16th, 2020

Greetings, my friends.

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 26th episode analysis, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Tom and Jerry: The Magic Ring".

Here's the rundown of this tale:

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Dec
20th
2021

My Review of The Polar Express · 10:35pm Dec 20th, 2021

Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws

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Apr
24th
2024

Bloopers & Tomfoolery · 1:57am April 24th

Mar
6th
2020

I Finally Found A Film I Hate (Part 2) · 11:26pm Mar 6th, 2020

And we're back.
I'm here violently savaging a film you don't really care much about for really no-one's pleasure but my own.
You see how annoying it is from my perspective now?!
I kid...

Anyway.
So we're about a quarter through Nicholas Nickleby 2001 and have gotten past the Dotheboys School Saga and I feel virtually nothing.

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Jan
21st
2019

Patriots Win! · 5:08am Jan 21st, 2019

Thank [Insert Appropriate Deity Here]! Patriots are back in the Super Bowl. I swear I was going to puke on Tom's last two drives I was so fucking nervous. 😂 Most of you probably don't care about sports, or you hate the Patriots with a passion. I don't blame you for the latter because most Patriots fans are obnoxious unobjective 'Homers'.


Anyways now it's about figuring out a way to get Super Bowl Tickets without spending any money. >.> 😂

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Sep
19th
2021

My Review of Transformers: Animated season 3 episode 5 Where is Thy Sting? · 7:03pm Sep 19th, 2021

Grading Scale:

A (fantastic episode)
A- (an excellent episode with at least one flaw)
B+ (a great episode with a couple of flaws)
B (a good episode which still could have been better)

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Oct
4th
2021

My Review of Transformers: Animated season 3 episode 7 Predacons Rising · 3:55am Oct 4th, 2021

Grading Scale:

A (fantastic episode)
A- (an excellent episode with at least one flaw)
B+ (a great episode with a couple of flaws)
B (a good episode which still could have been better)
B- (a good episode with numerous flaws but still rewatchable)

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Sep
12th
2021

My Review of Transformers: Animated season 3 episode 4 Three’s a Crowd · 11:42pm Sep 12th, 2021

Grading Scale:

A (fantastic episode)
A- (an excellent episode with at least one flaw)
B+ (a great episode with a couple of flaws)
B (a good episode which still could have been better)
B- (a good episode with numerous flaws but still rewatchable)

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Jun
13th
2021

My Review of Transformers: Animated season 2 episode 6--Rise of the Constructicons · 10:52pm Jun 13th, 2021

Grading Scale:

A (fantastic episode)
A- (an excellent episode with at least one flaw)
B+ (a great episode with a couple of flaws)
B (a good episode which still could have been better)

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