Chapter 12: Failed confrontations in the dragons land

Charlie and Luster Dawn both have been following the long blue stream leading to the Dragons Land for six minutes now.

Six WHOLE minutes! Wow, if they've been galloping along a good road, they've gotten, what, 2-3 whole miles by now!

While they were walking, Charlie had a very disconsolated expression because he remembered what the Chinese soldier said about him and his family,

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Chapter 13: Slavery in Canterlot (Part A)

TRAILER: Slavery in Canterlot, the new epic by Cecil B. DeMille and Michael Bay! See the thrilling tale of inequine cruelty and steamy passions from the Primal Plains! See a proud and lovely mare reduced to writhing servitude by the lash! See one brave stallion stand up and break his chains to fight for freedom!

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Introduction: This, um, unique gem of a fanfic came to my attention in a thread on another site, and has nothing to do with the actual Rage Reviews group. The story itself is available here.

Description:

After the final song of My Little Pony friendship is magic, ...

A curious basis for a chronology, but okay ...

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I am a highly creative person. Indeed I come from a family of them. My mother was a classically trained seamstress and the only reason that she was unable to put chef in front of her name is she didn't have the diploma. She taught herself carpentry and home repair. My father was, bedsides being a Narcissistic Psychopath, a fully trained certified mechanic and had all the skills of a general contractor, as well as plumbing and electrical. He also was well on his way to becoming a detective

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Chapter 8: Arrival in the Kirin village

Captain Lau unsurprisingly reports to General Jin what happened. Jin is, also unsurprisingly, unhappy at Lau's failure.

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This was my idea, and it would not leave my brain, so here it is.

Contest description here. What we're trying to do is to find the MLP fanfic that is the MOST like My Immortal. Not the worst fanfic ever, but the one most like My Immortal, widely considered one of the worst fanfics ever written. You'll find details at the link.

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Once again the ineptitude and blitheringly inept ponut-suckers behind the NBN rollout scheme have proceeded to make life even more difficult by shutting down half a city when the final rollover happened, meaning it is likely going to be three weeks or more until I get working internet again, unless I can figure out how to transfer word documents to this new phone and then upload to the site from the phone.

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Not because I end my break today, but because I've had to restart my computer several times now due to crash and lag issues. Not to mention my phone locked up entirely during the one moment when I actually had to use it. Hard reset right there, folks.

My biggest issue is that with all the work I put into things, they always seem to end up as a "crash-and-burn" project, with the occasional emphasis on the burn part.

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I was doing a strike with one other guy, as he and I were the only ones that got on, when we got to the two bosses that we had to kill. He kept dieting while I revived him, and we managed to kill the first guy. Then came the second guy, he only had a sliver of health left, only a couple more shots would have killed him. Than out of nowhere, the screebln goes black, and I get a message saying that I lost connection to the server. I was kissed, I was so close to winning, than my game losses

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Chapter 13: Slavery in Canterlot (Part C)

Something-something, Roman captives, medieval serfs, blacks in the Old South. I can't be bothered to come up with any actual slavery jokes any more.

Unknown to all of them, Charlie Lam and Luster Dawn were observing Canterlot while sitting on a tree branch. And the sight traumatized the two of them.

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Chapter 5: Questions

So now Charlie is an Alicorn.

"Ahh! My height! What happened to my height?!" Charlie panicked.

"What do you mean? What's wrong?" Luster Dawn asked with a perplexed expression.

"What's wrong?" Charlie grumbled loud enough for her to hear, then he looked at her and said "What is wrong is that I used to be one-hundred and eighty-two centimetres tall but now! I am now the height of a human child!"

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Chapter 12: Failed confrontations in the dragons land (Part B)

Our Nominal Heroes walk into the "dragons land."

While walking, Charlie and Luster Dawn strolled through some rocky paths with no anxiety of the environment.

That's good, my little Ponies. Because the Dragons' Land isn't a "hostile environment." At most it's a slightly miffed environment. Feel no anxiety of it.

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Chapter 1: Life of a M.I.T. Student

So we meet young Charlie Lam, conveniently 18 years old (to let Author write love scenes, I guess, and oh dear the story is flagged "Mature" and "Romance" so there may be Deep Hurting coming up!). He lives in Castle Hill, Australia.

Charlie's alarm wakes him and he says

"Alright, time to instigate the day."

You go right on and provoke this day into a fight, Charlie my lad!

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This is after Disney's cancellation of the US theatrical release and their decision to premiere it on Disney+ for a whopping US$29.99.

The Angry Rant Show is a place where you can blow off some steam.

Be it against a person, a company a politician, show or product.

Feel free to rant as much as you want.

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A few Royal Guards looked around, terrified. “What the fuck was that?!” one of them asked.

“How the hell I am supposed to know?!” another shot back, raising his crossbow up to the darkness.

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Chapter 16: Slavery Experience (Part A)

Charlie gets 1000 XP and goes up a level! He is now a Level 2 Slave!

Charlie and Luster Dawn were both in the prison cell sleeping on the bed while embracing each other and snoring softly. And the main reason why they were embracing each other was to make sure that they were in each others sight. They do not want to get separated again.

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