And I can absolutely comfirm: A derelict plantation in the swamps of Louisiana is every bit as terrifying and unnerving as a secluded mansion in the mountains.

I even teased my friends about doing some jump-scare reaction videos, but I'm afraid those probably aren't going to happen; for the simple fact that Resident Evil 7 isn't relying on jump scares.

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I really wish I could give you a recap of the keynotes that took place yesterday, but with work, I was having trouble keeping up with everything being announced, and then of course, this happened, and everything else went out the window:

And it was even joined with a release date! January 25th, 2019, nearly 21 years to the day of RE2's original release.

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Yeah... another one of those things where I have an idea but don't want to type it out into an actual story, so you all get a summary of the plot instead. But it's evil, so I reserve the right to do this once a year. Read at your own risk!

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Never though this story would be this popular, seems im doing something right, as more and more people add it to their favorits list.

I thank all who read it, and find it to their liking.

tTo all who have read as far as i have writen:

Im trying to get Crazy Mare section to end ASAP, but all the info it needs is hard to compress enough to end it in just 3 chapters, so expect at least 4 of them, to fully explain it.

Spoiler below:

Luna is best princess
Celestia is EVIL!

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Warning: RE2 Spoilers Ahead!

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Seriously, she is evil.

I mean, does she really have to raise the sun every single morning?

Especially when I'm trying to sleep in?

Why couldn't she wait until say, quarter past eleven?

It's just cruel of her, forcing me to wake up without at least bringing me a cup of tea.

And who ever decided there should be children's toys that make noise is a twisted sadist...

Follows.

What are they?

I saw someone follow me and then unfollow me in the process of one day.....-_-.

Also....Follows.

Seriously. I don't mind if you unfollow or anything.

Doesn't matter to me.

I am a pretty weird guy, and not many people like me in real life as well.

So yeah, Doesn't matter....go on. Unfollow me, I'll still be happy and smiling. While keeping the pain inside my heart.

Cadence and Twilight are talking in her sitting room.

Twilight: "You know Cadence, I have to ask..."

Cadence: "Yes?"

Twilight: "Chrysalis as you tried to place a mind control spell on Shepherd, but all it did was just creep him out. I was wondering if he was immune to other forms of mind control magic, like your love magic."

Cadence: "It isn't technically mind control, you know... But all right!"

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Resident Evil 4 HD Project, a fan remaster 8 years in the making finally released yesterday.

Sounds like a good excuse to replay it.

May stream it in a few hours, if so I'll drop a link.

Fancy suit: Check.

Fancy hat: Check.

Fancy mask: Check.

Love interest of a magical girl: Check.

Folks...it's time to give Marco a Kamen name.

I'm voting "Mariachi Mask".

I am such a big fan of Resident Evil/Biohazard, like... UGH, I would shell out so much money to get some epic merch, big time! And this movie is looking to be incredible!

Chris Redfield, Leon Kennedy, and Rebecca Chambers! In one movie! This movie...

*Shudders*

I need new pantaloons.

Just started playing Undertale, and I will tell you one thing, I do not trust that fucking cute faced flower, it has the smile of Satan.

A man went into a Gay Nightclub... Now 50 people lay dead, 53 laying in hospitals...
50 men won't be going to work... 50 men's families will be without their son's, their brothers, their cousins, nephews, their husbands... lovers...

I... I just don't know... I don't normally pray but my thoughts are with these men...

So after the premiere "movie" ran ages ago, this week we got regular episodes of season three for the first time, and I have some thoughts to crunch down.

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After watching the Claire footage from Gamescom, my fears are becoming more founded: Capcom's western dialogue hasn't been this bad since Lost Planet (at least of the Capcom games I've played).

The combat dialogue is laughably, horrendously bad. There is no panic. There is no emotion.

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How time flies. Slowly, sometimes, but it's still hard to catch when it does.

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It is not worth noting that before I even saw this movie I had True Original stuck in my head. ... not anything important, just a fun note.

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