The Sweltering Summer Sun is Upon Us · 7:49am Jun 2nd, 2020
Just clockin’ in for a few updates...
Just clockin’ in for a few updates...
Happy Saturday, everyone!
If you haven’t heard, Obselescence is stepping down as a FIMFiction moderator, so feel free to go over there and thank him for his time spent here.
Then, perhaps, do some reading?
Today’s stories:
Oh My… Did I Misread the Signs? by Blue Dragon
That Awkward Moment When… by Hyzaku
Obiter Dicta by Ghost of Heraclitus
I am mainly making this blog to placate the people who keep thinking that season six is marking the 'doom' or 'ultimate downfall' of the My Little Pony franchise.
If you guys are nerds who don't care about the Super Bowl (like me), come check out the new part releasing today. I guarantee it'll be way more exciting than watching the Patriots play in it for like the umpteenth time!*
I'll be dropping it in a few hours!
*Nothing against Patriots fans, it's just one of the few things I actually know about this year's game, and therefore open for satire fodder.
A Review of the Season Seven Premiere Episodes (Kind Of)
Somewhere in a dark forest where a large strangely purple and jeweled castle sits some murmuring can be heard from inside the castle walls. The castle is home to Hasbro studios and another meeting with the company executives is taking place.
Well this is a weird thought BUT...ponies look kind of delicious wouldn't you agree? I mean they are neon colors, sing and dance all day, some of them even have pictures of food items tattooed right onto their bums, and I just imagine that they taste like multi-colored pieces of candy or something.
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My mind just went to a very odd...and dark...place. :L
And GAMN DOD, is Kingdom Hearts 3 is amazing. I got somethings that I really wanted, some things I didn’t KNOW I wanted, and a few things I didn’t get (such as a few locations that I really wanted to see, or the inclusion of classic/staple encounters and items that have been in the series since day 1).
I felt (mostly) satisfied by the ending, and that epilogue... so many mixed and wildly varied emotions.
PEACHBOTTOM: "Whoo-wee! That welcome you threw for me really was something! Why, if this were a hotel, I'd give it five stars!"
TWILIGHT: "That's, um, great. But could you, you know... not come back for any future episodes? Thanks."
APPLEJACK: Twilight! Why in Equestria would you say such a thing?
The less rambly version of my timeline for Equestria Girls can be found below. Specific details as to why x or y decision was made can be found in the "Let's Talk Timelines!" blogs. Please note that as far as the comic stories or Equestria Girls novels are concerned, I consider what happens in the animated series to be the priority, with select elements from the comics and novels either included or ignored for the sake of clarity. My own stories are also included in this timeline for your
If you all will remember, some time ago I swore I'd attend the last Bronycon, but for a while things were looking rather rocky. Finances have not been great in Nyronus land, even by my usual abysmal standards, and my plan to save money in handfuls at a time was blown apart by spending more months than not barely in the black. Plus, shenanigans have diminished my tax returns greatly, which was my usual foundation for saving for Bronycon.
But, I have fortuitous news.
I feel like raging in a hat about the latest episode of Friendship Is magic, Made In Manehattan. But I really can't be as mad at this episode as other boring episodes of this season. So in this journal entry, I will break down the most boring episodes of season five, staring with the most harmless episodes first.
I'm Making Random Apps
I now have the power to make book apps, radio apps, video apps, music apps, game apps, store apps, and eh really any kind of app. :P I just have to figure out how I want to abuse this power. Muahahahahaha!
If you have any suggestions, let me know.
Recently, TheJediMasterEd posted a blog about how the classic Mystery Science Theater 3000 "Names from Space Mutiny" running gag could be mined for awesome pony gangster names. I relayed a related tale of personal hilarity in comments, and have gotten multiple requests to
Princess Celestia Short and MLP Movie 2017 Music Video
Hasbro released an animated short of Princess Celestia teaching magic school. The short is called 'Fundamentals of Magic'.
Here is the video.
If anyone happens to know of other small animated shorts Hasbro has released similar to this one, let me know.
Unique - Arestyr!
Arestyr - So, the wielder of the Blue Aura enters the stage, eager to hear a symphony of agony
Unique - The only sound I'll be hearing is going to be your bones snapping beneath my hooves!