Red pill, blue pill? · 9:29am Oct 5th, 2020
I wonder if people are going to hate me... even more, once they find out that I'm probably Cozy Glow's father...
What's with all the talk of variously colored pills?
I say the only good pill is the pill, that keeps your secret relationship a secret. Birth Control!
Mom: WHY IS MY DAUGHTER PREGNANT?!
Son: A miracle? Like Jesus?
Dad: WHO'S THE FATHER?!
*Girl nervously glances at her brother*
Daughter: God?