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Loosestrife didn't make it through the first round of the OC Slamjam. :( I'm sad cuz I thought this was one of my better stories, or at least that it came out the way I wanted it too. Plus, I really like her as a character. Ah well, it means you all get to enjoy the story sooner. Here's to round two!

(Also, this totally means I don't have to write anything new for June. :V)

No, not the one I did. That's in my last journal.

I'm talking about last night, when I carelessly said "I want Illya Leonov to read my sentence" and then it happened.

It is everything I dreamed of. <3

Man, pony ask tumblrs have really gone by the wayside these days.

But, thanks to the still-funny Ask King Sombra, I recently learned about Ask Teen Chrysalis. The art is super-good and I love the character designs. That said, the writing is majorly pandery (which, admittedly, I don't mind if Chryssy is involved <3) and the jokes are kind of dumb.

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Hey, the writeoff's over! I finished 5th and 19th. This one's number 19. :B Just a silly random comedy that is me completely not trying to do anything like write good jokes or good stories or good anything really. The punchline is dubstep. And BDSM. Yes, my speedfic collection is now rated Teen, just because of this one story.

666 blog posts!

I'm sitting here, waiting for my ass to explode, and doing a Thing, which involves me going through a bunch of old stories. This was the first one alphabetically, and I figure it's not really worth giving it a solo post. So, if you're into Transformers, check it out!

It seems to be making a comeback after all! :D Well, I discovered that execrable IP two years ago, bought two of the toys, hated them, and vowed to write horrible crossover fanfiction to showcase their terribleness for all the fandom to see.

That... never really happened.

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I was just checking my speedfic compilation to find A Chance Encounter on Route 66, the old writeoff entry about Wild Fire and Wheely Bopper, and it's not there. c.c

Does anyone recall having read this? Did I delete it or something? WTF is happening? D:

Gosh, I'm just a busy bee today.

Anyway, there's a new chapter up in my speedfic compilation, one of my entries from the writeoff that just wrapped up. (I took 15th, 36th and 43rd places out of 51 entries.) You can read it here.

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I wrote a bunch of sequels to Hot Shot and Hugh Jelly in JaAm Adventures, entitled The JaAm Cycles: Hot Shot and Hugh Jelly (apologies to The Descendant). In preparation for doing so, I took the original Hot Shot and Hugh Jelly out of my speedfic compo for the sake of not double-posting it. So, there's that.

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So yeah, the writeoff results were posted about an hour ago as I write this. It was my best showing as far as churning out entries, and my worst as far as actually doing well, but I have no regrets. I wrote all four of these stories because they sounded funny, and I had fun doing all of them. The writeoffers just don't appreciate puns. :V Though to be fair, most of these stories require a reader with an eidetic memory for obscure episode quotes to really be appreciated. I'm sure that didn't

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Sometimes I read my own stories.

Sometimes they are incredibly silly.