Nov
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2014
New upload: A Blackout in Ponyville · 9:06pm Nov 16th, 2014
I'm sitting here, waiting for my ass to explode, and doing a Thing, which involves me going through a bunch of old stories. This was the first one alphabetically, and I figure it's not really worth giving it a solo post. So, if you're into Transformers, check it out!
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· Story: Future Progressive: The Speedfics and Drabbles of Present Perfect
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Hmm, sounds a little interesting.
Why are you waiting for your ass to explode, Present?
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I'm going in for a colonoscopy tomorrow! :D
Actually, it hasn't been as bad as I expected, all things considered.
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I've heard that the drink they have you ingest is brutal.
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Tastes like someone left rusty nails in the world's worst public swimming pool and I'm drinking the water.
Thankfully, I am now done with that part.
Inquiring minds want to know. Did your ass ever explode?
Did it explode twice? Can it do that, explode twice?
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Not any more than usual.
Like, seriously, I've had worse experiences after eating Chinese. :B That was nothin', just that the solution tasted awful.