Yet another stupid Celestia-based idea:

For centuries, Celestia has been hoping that a male alicorn she could have all the sexy times she could want forever would ascend. But alas, no alicorn male has ascended yet. And Celestia is tired of waiting and using... Toys and Attachments.

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While I do enjoy the Cutie Remark, I do think the episode needed a better ending. So here's a thought:

When Twilight and Starlight land in the Crystal War timeline, King Sombra's forces actually manage to kidnap Starlight (he detected two very powerful magic users in the vicinity and became interested). He learns she's a time traveler and wants the spell. Starlight refuses to hoof it over, but Sombra keeps her contained and unable to cast. He's going to rip it from her, one way or another.

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Applejack: "Hmmm... Twilight? Ah heard yer keen on mah brother."

Twilight: "Wha-I-I'm not-I don't-!"

Applejack gives Twilight a knowing glance. Twilight just blushes, and then slowly nods.

Applejack: "Ah'm willin' to give you two a chance...In exchange fer a favor or two with the princess."

Twilight: "Are you-Are you pimping out your brother?!"

Applejack: "Well if you ain't interested~"

Twilight: "I didn't say that!"

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So, happy day! Twilight Sparkle and Flash Sentry tied the knot and had a child!

The foal that results... Is a superpowered alicorn baby. A little colt who is, unfortunately, even more energetic than Flurry Heart ever was. It gets so hard balancing work and life that eventually, the couple need to pull back and take time off from their duties to really get this family thing down!

And with the rest of the Mane 6 involved, how can it go badly?

Answer: Many ways...

I myself have used the fanon of the Shadowbolts being Luna's elite, secretive counterpart to the Wonderbolts: The sneaky, special operations unit of pegasi and their support who do clandestine operations against Equestria's enemies. So here's one possibility for a fic based around it:

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As part of my other projects, here is a list of almost everything my friends and I have come up with for magic and abilities in Equestria among the ponies. Feel free to use these for your own stories, suggest your own, or put together snippets for the E3 fanfic project. And here we go!

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As it turns out, Twilight Sparkle hasn't shown any real interest in males of her species for a very simple reason. She's not a lesbian... Though she might be bisexual. No, the reason is:

Twilight Sparkle isn't into males of her own species. She's into males of other species. She has an interspecies fetish, to the point she can't get aroused by pony stallions.

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So, as it turns out, Twilight Sparkle isn't quite the innocent mare she seems to be. Back in Canterlot, she did have a coltfriend and a marefriend! Flash Sentry and Moondancer. That said, it really was little more than an arrangement of "sexual release partners", friends with benefits at best. Twilight kind of forgot about them after she went to Ponyville, but Flash and Moondancer both had some issues after she left.

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Deep in the Canterlot Archives sits a small, unassuming black pyramid-shaped artifact. Left alone, it has been collecting dust for centuries. But one day, the princess's own apprentice Twilight Sparkle happens across it. She is briefly interested, but is then distracted by finding her actual quarry... Until she hears a voice in her head.

"Hello...? Is anypony out there? Anyone? Please... It's been so long... I'm so alone..."

"What? Who are you?"

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Yeah the show is over and yeah Big Mac was married off to Sugar Belle, but three factors still keep Twimac viable:

1: MLP:FiM was still intended as a children's show and romance for the main characters was more or less verboten save for hints in the movie and the ending episode.

2: Sugar Belle is such a non-entity compared to other characters that she can easily be ignored.

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I have occasionally heard people assert that I am a good writer. This assertion is not very accurate, but I have enough of an ego not to correct it, most of the time.

I think one explanation for my seeming competence/adequacy is that I am a selective writer. When I write something that is bad, I have enough sense to either immediately shelve it, or post it on an alt.

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Thanks to Big Mac, Spike and Discord's O&O sessions, Twilight gets the idea to try training and simulating different scenarios for the Elements of Harmony and their allies to Live Action Role Play. And of course, one of those is What If Twilight Turned Evil?

Twilight: "BWAHAHAHAHA! BOW BEFORE ME, PITIFUL MORTALS! KISS MY HOOVES! I AM NOW YOUR QUEEN!"

Pinkie: "Wow Twilight, you're really taking to this!

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There's an eternal question throughout the fandom, with many different answers: "What do Ponies do with their poop?" But has anyone tried to make a plot out of it? Well... If they have, I don't know about it. But here's my take on this:

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Given how many Human in Equestria stories there are, it's inevitable that certain patterns will pop up: Anon the Human, 20-30 years old, who just chills out and often gets laid. You can do this well, but there is so much more you can do with this concept. And while I've seen it a few times, here's a different take on it with Andrew Shepherd as a stand in:

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Every year, on her birthday, Princess Twilight Sparkle receives a visitor in a funny blue box. The Doctor, or Doctor Whooves. Every year, at the same time. They have tea, maybe a jump to another time or place, and then they return.

Finally, a thousand years after the events of the MLP Finale, Twilight finally asks the question.

Twilight: "... How do you do it?"

Doctor: "Hm?"

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Twilight wants to learn more about Earth Pony magic. She hears about an Earth Pony convention that's rather exclusive where many experts in Earth pony magics do meet. She gets to go because she's a princess and she's best friends with Pinkie Pie and Applejack, whose families go to the convention every year. It's for magic demonstrations and tournaments. Rainbow Dash gets dragged along.

Dash: "Ugh... This is gonna be soooo boring."

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I just put together a short list of a few types of Undead (or close enough) that might work in Equestria. And allow you some interesting enemies to deal with:

Here are a few undead types that could work in Equestria:

-A Lich. A body with the soul forcibly bound to it and locked onto this plane of existence. The physical body still deteriorates though so it's not a pretty picture.

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Let's say that Twilight Sparkle's battle with Starlight Glimmer produced one more timeline: One where things didn't exactly go wrong, but they did go very differently.

Twilight in this case gives Rainbow Dash a boost to get through Starlight's interference. The Sonic Rainboom still happens, which is good. The bad news?

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Hey, all! Long time no post...

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Well Damn. (source)

Pretty cute kids. Too bad I hate writing about college students.

Oh wait. I fucking love writing about college students!

Aw yeah. Let's get brainstorming.

PS I know my Smart Cookie University stories are full of OCs but they're great. You should read them.

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