Applejack: "Hmmm... Twilight? Ah heard yer keen on mah brother."

Twilight: "Wha-I-I'm not-I don't-!"

Applejack gives Twilight a knowing glance. Twilight just blushes, and then slowly nods.

Applejack: "Ah'm willin' to give you two a chance...In exchange fer a favor or two with the princess."

Twilight: "Are you-Are you pimping out your brother?!"

Applejack: "Well if you ain't interested~"

Twilight: "I didn't say that!"

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After the coitus... Shepherd stares up at the ceiling.

Shepherd: "Well... I just fucked an alien."

Twilight: *Happy sigh, cuddles him*

Shepherd: "And I'm probably going to do it again... And I'm okay with that."

Twilight: "We are called ponies you know."

Shepherd: "Alien is technically correct and it makes it easier."

Twilight: "Hmph. Impossible ape."

Shepherd: "Neurotic horse."

Later...

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IN WHICH I PIMP MY OWN WORK
Have you read this yet? Please do. That folks haven't makes me feel like:

I apologize for linking the music of a known Scientologist, but he was really the best option. Anyway…

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Not sure if I should be surprised that war stories are apparently in fashion these days.

A year has passed since I finally finished This Can't Be Happening. Quite a lot has happened since then for me and as I predicted the end of that story didn't come with much fanfare, but it was at least a huge load off and satisfying feeling to finish it after all that time. That's left me with Don't Go To Sleep, the other story abandoned by my lazy update schedule. Back when I finished TCBH I put out the idea of either continuing the story as it was, or rebooting it entirely in an attempt to

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IN WHICH GRILLING MEAT HAPPENED

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