>you're about to fap to porn of your waifu
>you hear someone at the door
>open front door to find nothing but a blanket covered basket
>think to yourself what could possibly be inside
>uncover the basket
>find a baby version of your waifu in the basket
>there's a note
>says that 'you must raise it as your child'
>time to silently panic
>remember you were about to fap to your waifu
>multiple feelings, mainly awkward to the extreme

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Rarity called our favorite cyan speedster Dashie... It was possibly the strangest thing in the entire twenty two minutes for me.

That is all.

In a long, rambling, somewhat awkward conversation about how $500 a month is a huge amount for me to try and pay right now, I mentioned I'd made about $100 on writing My Little Pony Fanfiction, and the NelNet representative was like "Oh, I draw those for money!"

Here's to you, NelNet girl! Hope your book about bees takes off so you can quit working at NelNet! :V

Because I've got a lot of ideas in my head that want out but might not be able to find their way into a story.

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Personal Notes by Ravenpuff

This feels like this could be part of a funny story. So sharing it here just in case anyone wants to give it a try.

Bad news out of the way first: I'm not going to be contributing a story to the Ancestral Tribute contest. This isn't to say that I didn't have one in the works - It's got 3k words put into it, as well as a completed structure. But after recent events, which for the sake of personal privacy I don't feel like elaborating on, I no longer feel comfortable with continuing it. Maybe I'll work on it at some point in the future, maybe I won't. If nothing else, though, I'm not going to delete it

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The bad news about yesterday is that my mental health is worse than it was two days ago.

The good news is that I appear to have more people paying attention to me.

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Well, after being on this site for three years, I have finally written a story of my own. After a while, one starts to feel ungrateful, reading every great work that the fandom has to offer but not contributing anything in return, so I decided to remedy that.

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Well, I'm not in the habit of using this thang, other than for episode "reviews" nowadays, but uh, I just felt I should thank all you lovely people who have decided to come here to this chaotic mess of a page with feelings, and some of you who've become my friends. Well, all of ya really are free to come here if you need someone to talk to, y'know? And I'll do my best to help if I can.

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So here you are everyone, the grand reveal of my new story which is not officially out!

It's my second clop fic and contains what seems to be a rather rare ship, at least right now. You can find it on my page if you're interested!
Thanks, everyone!

Hello, everyone!
I hope everyone is having a good day today! I feel pretty great! It's been a really stressful week recently for me, but I am feeling better~ How is your week going?

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Happy Saturday, everyone!

If you haven’t heard, Obselescence is stepping down as a FIMFiction moderator, so feel free to go over there and thank him for his time spent here.

Then, perhaps, do some reading?

Today’s stories:

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I Know What You Two Did While I Was At The Store

Tagline: There's really no thrill in getting caught.

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This is a filler blog, hi. Not dead yet. I caught my flight and so on, didn't crash, barely broke my arm fighting the flight attendant, etc.

So, I'm going to do another big fuck-off bronycon dramatization roundup blog thing soon, but I'm currently in Budapest, partially because the name is similar to "Barcelona", I am not very good at reading, and -- as I just said -- I got into a pretty big fight with a flight attendant back there at the Baltimore airport.

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Yep, you heard me right. Randome, one of the world's laziest people, is going to get to work on some things. Why did you think I only had two stories, and never mentioned plans for other ones? I knew I'd start them, and never finish them. But for once, I'm going to be productive and do some things. See y'all around, after I get to work on some stories and art.

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Cuteness Overload! - Special Shipping Edition (Fifty Follower Special)

I want to thank you all so much for all the support you've given me, you guys truly are the best. There are no words I can say to represent my joy of knowing how many of you are there for me. So I'll just have to stick with... Thank you. Thank you all. You don't know how much you brighten up my day.

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Life update time!
I am currently brushing out all the tangles on my twilight sparkle wig, because I get to wear it to school tomorrow
i also just started season 5 of supernatural
and (spoiler warning) OKAY I BARELY REMEMBER HALF OF SEASON 4 AND I HAVE A FEELING THAT ALL OF SEASON 5 IS GONNA BE ABOUT LUCIFER. AND OH MY GOSH I LOVE CHUCK. AND ADAM WAS ADORABLE WHEN HE WAS ACTUALLY ALIVE. AAGHHHHH MY BRAIN IS BECOMING NUMB
but yeah!

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I most likely will be barely online this weekend, if at all. I have a Model UN conference most of tomorrow (Friday) and almost all day Saturday. Sunday is Easter, so I probably won't be on at all Sunday.

Anyways I hope all of you guys enjoy your Easter (if you celebrate it)
Bye for now!