Below are 17 doors. Open a door and the pony behind it is now your waifu. If you're feeling lucky you can open multiple doors and attempt to build a harem. But beware, for behind three of these doors lurks the insufferable Flash sentry! If you choose one of those doors he will instantly steal all of your waifus for himself and you will be left forever alone! If you're not feeling lucky than you can quit any time and walk away with the waifus you have.

Good luck.

Door 1
Door 2
Door 3
Door 4
Door 5
Door 6
Door 7
Door 8
Door 9
Door 10
Door 11
Door 12
Door 13
Door 14
Door 15
Door 16
Door 17
Door 18

And I win, Luna Door 5

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Haha, Door 10 cracked me up!

4664223 I got Coco, Fluttershy, Rainbow, Trixie, and Vinyl before Flash stole them all!

Got Flash on my first try. Mother f-

Dammit. Sonata. I hate Sonata!

And why are there 3 flash sentries? You evil prick! No mortal man can beat those odds!

4664223 I chose 4, 8, 13, 16. Trixie, Derpy, Vinyl, and Coco!

4664223 I chose door number 6. Looks like I got 'flashed'

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It makes it more thrilling. And you have over an 80% chance of not getting him the first time.

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That monster! One day he will pay!

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...Possibly today

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At least you don't have to feel the sting of him stealing all of your waifus right in front of your very eyes.

No door with Cheerilee behind it.

Door 9
Rarity doesn't seem too please to see me.

4664223 I got AJ, Rarity, Luna, and then fucked everything up by getting Flash

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Yeah...

But after lots of searching (and a few fudged die rolls) I finally located the super secret door that nobody else knew about!

And because I'm a methodical SOB, I also escaped with Pon-3 and Lyra.

4664223 Shit, Lyra and Rainbow Dash? How lucky does one bloke get?

4664223 Trixie and Luna are my waifus? I'm okay with this.

4664223 Princess Luna, Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy,

Rainbow Dash..

.. Okay, I got who I wanted. I'm not pushing my luck further.

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edited because I'm retarded

I was gonna get outraged when I discovered that there's more than one Flash door, but then I read the OP again with a little more attention.

4664303 Quit complaining and drink this.

Ended up with Octavia. Door 14

I can die happy.

First pick Fluttershy, I accept this and walk away happy.

4664223 I got Sonata, Coco, Trixie, & Lyra.

4664223 I am the waifus queen I got Luna,twilight,pinkie,rarity,rd,octavia,coco pomel,fluttershy,vinyl,lyra,derpy,sonata,trixie ,aj. Sad because no sunbutt.

Pick #1: hey cool i got a fluttershy

Pick #5: hi luna! pinkie, Shy, and lyra are out right now but you can hang with Trixie and me

Pick #7:oh thank goodness your here AJ, i needed a dependable pony like you to help me with all my Waifus......wait OH NO your here to join them too

pick #10: WAIT DERPY LOOK OUT FOR THAT TREE!!!!!!!!!!

Pick #13: Be wary wary quite dashy i'm hunting Waifus

Pick #14: flash sentry.....fuck

final score
Me:1 DJ PON3
Flash Sentry: all dem bitches

i want to do it again.

4664223 Hmmm... Flutters, Pinkie and Twilight. Better stop before I get Flashed.

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Rarity, Lyra, Princess Luna.
Not bad, but since the house always wins in the end, I'll just stop right here and enjoy some unicorn magic.

I got Sonata, Trixie, Derpy...

And then Flash Sentry appears and takes them all away from me!

Anyway, I don't even know what I should have done with them, since I'm a girl.

4664223 I got
Twilight
Applejack
Sonata
Rainbow Dash
Lyra
Rarity
Pinkie Pie
Octavia
and Vinyl Scratch
Luna

Without Flash stealing them.

Do I win?

No, bad Flash... My waifus

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In order:
Dash
Pinkie
Lyra
Octavia
Coco
Vinyl
Fluttershy

Okay, that will be enough to satisfy. For now. Fluttershy is the sign that it is meant to be, and I must be content.
That is a rock solid roster of ponywaifus. No alicorns, but very very very relevant to my waifuish interests.

Flash can have what's left. Until he plays the waifu game where Lumie steals all of them when he picks the wrong door.

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If you'd gotten Luna, I would say yes. It would have been an unqualified Stiggy Victory.
As it is, it's a fine opening battle to the war.

4664438 *picks another door*
*quietly adds Luna to the list*

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Yeah nah just tell me which door Pinkie is behind.

I can't betray my one true waifu.

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Ahh, but if you're not willing to play the fun party game, aren't you betraying her far more truly?

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Cheater!
Eh, Luna probably approves. She seems like the sort that might be all for cheating.

1, 8, 13, and 2. I hope the first three won't feel hurt as I cuddle my heart's special somepony.

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You clearly don't know the rules of having a waifu.

You must have only one true waifu. You can never betray your waifu by any means. You must never have another waifu. Ever.

4664223 Sonata, Trixie and Vinyl. I had Twilight and Rarity but then Flash stole them.

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I'm polywaifuamorous.
My heart is big enough for... *counts* ...seven waifus. Maybe more!

4664223 Damn, I'm good.

Sonatas, Flutershy, Twilight, Octavia, Celestia, Rarity, Derpy, Trixie, Vinyl, Lyra....

Stopped because that's way too many waifus...

Twilight, Octavia and Rarity.

This pleases me.

4664452 eight*

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Derpibooru being down for maintenance is the worst thing ever.

Um. Um.
Imagine that I put an adorable little picture of a pony kissu right here, 'kay?

4664477 kay

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I got Dash on my first try. You know, I'm alright with this so I'll stop now.

got Luna and Dash i'm happy

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Didn't look at the comments, clicked once, got Fluttershy. All is still right with the world

4664223 Not playing. Just clicked on all of them in order. Already have all the waifus I could ever want.

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I fired a shotgun blast into my first door, which happened to be door #1.

I couldn't be happier.

I got Twilight, Rarity and Trixie.

I'm okay with that.

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>No Shining Armor.

>For shame.

I picked door 9 by the way

Got Trixie.

It's not sunset or rarity, but i can live and i'm not one to get greedy.