Have you ever read a story, stopped, ate something, read the story again and wondered what the heck you were looking at? And then you remembered you were reading your own story?
This is a group for self-promoters(or haters of self-promoters) whose stories have plots that were made by vomiting alphabet soup.

This group comes with a twist: you can request a Randomoriffic Review, where an Approved Asylum Patient will look over your story and critique it in the zaniest way possible. For those artists out there, we could get you working on badges and stuff for reviews so we can rip off Rage Reviews we can have even cooler reviews!

Do NOT, I repeat, do NOT submit stories that don't belong to you to the "Review Me Or I'll DIE!" folder! Doing so will result in a twenty-four hour ban!

Please take a look at DAH RULEZ before posting stories or whatnot.

I've got big dreams for this group... dreams that will never come true. But, hey, why not try?