(because of my phone, I cannot send the original comic, so I will simply write it out. Not word for word copy.)

Billy: Preacher I have a question.
Preacher: certainly Billy.
Billy: God created Adam and Eve right?
Preacher: right.
Billy: and they were naked in the garden, correct?
Preacher: um... Yes....
Billy: and God watched them, right?
Preacher: naturally.
Billy: SO GOD INVENTED THE FIRST PORN!

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And then he gets really upset when they put clothes on. I think Billy's on to something.

6148009
Same. XD smart boy Billy!

6148000

I found it for you.

6148014
Thx!

6148000
Seems legit

6148030
Funniest thing I've ever seen!

6148031
IKR. I never even knew such a comic existed until now. Even if God existed, he'd be marked as a pervert since Christians claim he can see everything you do. Even Onision made an example about it

6148035
Ever since then, I'm like.... God... What the actual fuck?

6148037
Well it's a good thing he's just something that's made up; so I'm pretty sure you don't have to worry about being watched by some old guy in a bathrobe and long white beard.

6148043
Yeah I would otherwise be crying my eyes out.

6148046
You could possibly try to file a restraining order.

6148049
Against who? The Heavenly Council? XD
Maybe if I get Lucifer as my lawyer though...

6148051
It'd be worth a shot.

6148052
And I can offer my ultra Christian fanatic parents' souls as a offering for his services? XD
I'm getting WAY too much sadistic.

6148056
Yeah, you kinda are.... but who am I to complain? Religion was forced on me as well so I would probably do the same.

6148059
Meh. It's for the best.
But also, if the aliens ever come, I want to sell my parents into slavery for the aliens in exchange for a battle cruiser... Choices choices. XD I jest.

6148060
And I'd conjure up Mr. Stay Puft to either devour or crush my ex-father:

6148062
Oh God no! It's almost 11:40 here. Why!?

6148064
I'm one hour ahead of you. If you must sign off, then go ahead.

6148065
No, why would you give me the face of hell itself?

6148066
Huh?

6148070
That thing... Stay puft.... Is the thing of nightmares.

6148072
Well I guess that's why I would choose him to bring doom upon Christianity. Who do you think could be worse?

6148076
Jesus Christ

6148078
God's own son, eh? Sure I could go with that.

6148080
The .Exe version. XD

6148082
I can't even begin to imagine what that would look like.

6148084
Let's just run and hope the purge will end soon.

6148087
Agreed.

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XD
And back to the comic, of I was that monk, I would probably high five the kid.

6148090
... or a double thumbs-up with a toothy grin.

6148095
OMG yes I wish I could see that! XD

6148000
Parents have seen their children naked every single time they change a diaper, and it is not porn. I'm sure our Heavenly Father thinks similarly.

6148369
Nobody in this thread is actually being serious. You can't think that God's a pervert for making Adam and Eve without clothes, when you don't even believe in anything in Genesis or the figures involved in the first place.

To completely suck the life out of any silliness to be had in this thread; a lot of us actually come from religious backgrounds, and are well-aware that the whole point of the story is that God created Adam and Eve without modesty, and were no more ashamed of their nudity than a dog would be, and the fact that they suddenly were, indicated that they had disobeyed God by eating from a tree of . . . knowledge.

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Fair enough

6148369
You want to be serious? Okay, let's be serious. You say:

I'm sure our Heavenly Father thinks similarly.

Really? You're sure about what God thinks are you? So you're saying his thoughts and motivations are comprehensible to humans and accessible to you, personally? That's quite a claim; care to justify it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT4Sn8T4-rM&feature=youtu.be&t=1m38s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MHXBQWaf7A&feature=youtu.be&t=1m38s

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It'd be more like, you had infinite options before you and among all the myriad possibilities you chose to have your child spew toxic waste out of one of its ends and orchestrated it so that diapers were the only way to deal with this stream of waste. If that's the case... just saying you gotta be into that on some level.

Though I guess free will or something, right?

6149448
Yeah, It's all in the Bible

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?

6150856

???

6150856
Okay. I have a Bible right here. It says that God lies. That he's a jealous god. That he changes his mind multiple times. That he has anger issues, and enjoys the burning of animal flesh. Clearly, since the mind of God is comprehensible and accessible through the Bible, these are things that you cannot dispute.

6150974
I'm confused

6151189
I don't remember that part of the Bible

6151396
Not surprising. Most of you don't actually read your Bibles.

6151396
That you don't remember that part of the bible is very telling. I assure you, it's there. Look it up.

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6151600
I meant I don't think that's in the Bible

6152096
Then you'd be wrong. Again: Look it up. I'm not going to keep babying you like this. If you're going to keep commenting in this group, you're going to have to learn how to look things up yourself and not run away when someone tells you you're mistaken.

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I can't find what's not there.
It is right that He is jealous of worship and that He changes his mind, but that's about it.

6152422
1. If you didn't find it, then you didn't look very hard.
2. I like how right after you claim that it's not there, you admit that at least some of it actually is there. It's hilarious how dishonest you are.