I know that this religion is small, new, but we must focus on the big picture that we were meant for. The quest that made the great Gincha Alpa send us here by his great Albatross on the night of the 15th.

We must take over the world.

Again, this religion is new, but if we stick together, I think we might do it. We will have to start small. Ding dong ditches, reversing the ladies bathroom and men's bathroom signs, stealing people's left shoe. But sooner or later, we can grow bigger, and start the big stuff.

Like prank call Obama.

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We should spread confetti all over graveyards.

Praise Cancer!

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Glorious.

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Good idea, anybody else have any more ideas for the big plan?

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Burn down all sea food restaurants!

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And capsize ships!

Oh...
I already gave Obama a prank call.
It probably wasn't a good idea, I got the government after me now.

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Genius!

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Now we're talking!

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Shouldn't you be boiling right now?

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I waterproofed my computer and took it in with me.

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Pure genius. I vote you that you be our overlord's right claw man.

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Naah.

Give all nonbelievers crabs?

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The sexual kind?

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Never mind. I realized 'crabs' are actually insects. I feel so ashamed. I need to be punished!