THOSE WHO DO NOT GET DUBS, MUST BE BOILED.
YOU ARE ALLOWED TO REROLL ONCE, IF YOU POST IN THIS THREAD MORE THAN TWICE, THEN YOU SHALL BE BOILED.

NOW THEN.

LET US BEGIN.

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I don't need your silly games to tell me than the crustacean Gods love me.
Also, I thought I'd mention, I actually started typing a crustacean-based story. We'll see if it's any good or if I'm even able to finish it.

Let's...
reroll...
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*starts boiling massive pot of water*
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Awesome.

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OH GOD THE BOILING!!!

Oh wait, I have a reroll...

OH GOD THE BOILING!!!